挪威 卑尔根市 艾德万森研究所
你没事吧 Yeah, you okay?
成了 We have it.
安德烈 我们成功了 Andreas, we have it.
起作用了 It works.
乔根 Jorgen.
五年后
土耳其 伊斯坦布尔
人体尺寸及可持续性
非常荣幸 It gives me great pleasure
欢迎 to welcome
学院院长及我的老友 the director of the institute and my old friend,
安德烈·雅各布森博士 Dr. Andreas Jacobsen.
谢谢 佩雷拉博士 Thank you. Thank you, Dr. Pereira.
75年前 内莉·艾德万森女士 Seventy-five years ago, Mrs. Nellie Edvardsen,
克服了罪恶的命运 overcome with guilt by the fortune
用她已故的丈夫家族的积累财富 her late husband's family had amassed
即靠一战期间生产芥子气 producing mustard gas during World War I,
创办了我们的研究所 founded our institute
使得科学奇迹 so that the wonders of science
反而可以用来帮助人类 could instead be used to help mankind.
在20世纪50年代 In the 1950s,
研究所确定 人口爆炸 the institute identified over-population
是人类唯一最大的长期威胁 as mankind's single greatest long-term threat,
是我们今日所见所有灾难的起因 the cause of all the catastrophes we are seeing today--
包括极端气候和天气事件 extreme climate and weather events,
以及对粮食和水源安全的破坏性影响 and the devastating impact on food and water security.
在许多年前 我们设想了众多解决方案 Among the many solutions we conceived so many years ago,
其中一个 one...
貌似雄心勃勃 which seemed then so ambitious, so
脱离我们的掌握 out of our grasp
终于开花结果 has finally borne fruit.
今天 我们自豪地揭开 And today we are proud to unveil
这一众望所归的 具有可操作性的技术 what we fervently believe to be the only practical,
用以人道而包容地解决人类最大的问题 humane and inclusive remedy to humanity's greatest problem.
有请我的同事 My colleague,
乔根·埃思邦森博士 奉献其发现 Dr. Jorgen Asbjornsen will now present his findings.
准备好了吗 博士 Are you ready, doctor?
我准备好了 Yes, I'm ready.
请就座 Please take your seats.
请坐下 女士们先生们 Please sit down, ladies and gentlemen, please.
请就座 女士们先生们 Please take your seats, ladies and gentlemen.
谢谢 谢谢 Thank you very much. Thank you.
谢谢 谢谢 Thank you, thank you.
佩雷拉博士 尊敬的同事们 Dr. Pereira, esteemed colleagues.
五年前 Five years ago,
在研究所的前人研究的基础上 building on the research of our predecessors at the institute,
我和我的团队发现了一个过程 my team and I discovered a process
可以减少整体有机物质 by which all organic material can be reduced
基于细胞级的维度 at the cellular level by a ratio of approximately
比例约为2744:1 2,744 to one.
这一过程能将身高1.8米的人 Such a process converts a man of 1.8 meters
缩短到12.9厘米 to just 12.9 centimeters.
诸多的动植物群 A wide array of flora and fauna
已经接受本过程的实践 were subjected in this process
除了一些鱼类和贝类 and with the exception of some fish and shellfish,
绝无任何副作用 absolutely no side effects were detected.
谢谢 关灯 Please, lights.
自确认该过程的安全性后 Once the safety of the procedure was confirmed,
36名勇敢的志愿者 thirty-six brave volunteers
与我妻子安妮-海琳 还有我一起 joined my wife Anne-Helene and me
成为了首批人体缩小术的受众 as the very first humans to undergo cellular reduction.
这个过程短暂 无痛 The process is short and painless,
只有轻微的不适 with only the mild discomfort of removal
需要换牙 及其他修补术 and replacement of dental and other prosthetics.
受试者需置于浅镇静的处所 The subjects are placed under light sedation,
在短暂的休息之后 and after a brief rest,
一两个小时内 即可完全恢复 fully recover within an hour or two.
之后 我们的小城镇 Once completed, our little village,
大约7*11米见方 just seven meters by eleven meters,
被安置于透气的外壳内 was place inside a gas-permeable enclosure
旨在保护我们免受天气的危害 designed to protect us from the hazards of weather,
并避免动物和昆虫 animals and insects.
我们开始一起生活 Thus we set about to live together
在世界上第一个自给自足 in the world's very first self-sustaining
的小社区内 community of the small.
我的手中 I hold here in my hand
是所有的不可降解的废物 all of the uncompostable waste
是36个人 超过四年的结果 produced by 36 people over four years.
在今天下午的会议上 In this afternoon's session,
我们将概述提案 为期2至300年的过渡期 we will outline our proposal for a two to three-hundred year transition
让世界从大变小 for the world to transform from big into small.
但现在 But for now,
请诸位认识几个非常特别的人 I'd like you all to meet some very special people.
好极了 Bravo!
赞 Bravo!
请看 小罗尼·內谢特 And look, there is little Ronnie Nesthritt,
第一个出生的微型宝宝 the first small baby ever born.
还有他新出生的微型妹妹 乌利卡 And his new little sister Ulrikke.
缩小人生
来自于艾德万森研究所 of the Edvardsen Institute,
他身高10厘米 体重只有18克 himself now only ten centimeters tall and weighing just 18 grams,
解释了发明背后的基本原理 explained the rationale behind the invention.
那太疯狂了 不是吗 太疯狂了 Wow! That is wild, isn't it? Just wild.
赫莉 Say, Holly,
请先下单 谢谢 you can go ahead and put the take-out order in, thanks.
是你吗 是我 Is that you? -Yeah.
你饿了吗 You hungry?
我一小时前吃了 I ate about an hour ago.
我不知道你什么时候回来 I didn't know when you were coming.
你知道 我带吃的回来的 You knew I was bringing food.
我打电话给你 特别问过你 I called you and asked you specifically.
我刚吃了芝麻鸡 - 那你吃啊 I just had sesame chicken. -And then you go and eat.
我还是很饿 I'm still hungry.
有预谋的尖叫 screams premeditation.
然而 较少的人知道他的新书 Yet relatively few people knew about his new book.
你今天看新闻了吗 Did you see the news today?
那个瑞典小男人吗 About the little Swedish man?
是挪威人 Norwegian.
看过了 海伦打电话叫我打开电视 Yeah, Helen called to tell me to turn on the TV.
接下来 还有什么不能想到的呢 What won't they think of next.
难以置信 自从登月以来最重要的事 大事 Unbelievable. Biggest thing since landing on the moon. Bigger.
我不明白 I don't get it.
为什么会有人想自虐 Why would anybody want to do that to himself?
他们可以把人缩小 They can shrink people down,
飞到火星 fly to mars,
却治不好我的纤维肌痛 and they can't cure my fibromyalgia?
尽是对于环境的大惊小怪 And all this fuss about the environment
哪怕世界 明天就要完蛋了 though the world's gonna end tomorrow.
我很痛苦 I'm in pain.
我不能呼吸 I can't breathe.
反而不重要吗 Doesn't that matter?
很多人都很痛苦 妈妈 Lots of people are in pain, Mom.
以各种方式 In all sorts of ways.
10年后
你好 卡门 Hola Carmen.
准备好了吗 Are you ready?
强壮有力 Strong, strong.
正常还是 Is it usually or more like...
刺痛 tingling?
更像是刺痛 刺痛 好 More like tingling. -Tingling. Okay.
缩小术只是失控列车的技术 This downsizing thing is simply runaway train technology
具有破坏性的影响 that's having a devastating impact
对于我们的世界经济 on our world economy.
我们已经损失了数十亿美元的消费支出 We're losing billions of dollars in consumer spending already.
伤害了建筑 It's hurting us in construction,
汽车、住房和国防 automobile, housing, and defense.
当然 论及政治 And then of course, when we get to politics,
以色列缩小巴勒斯坦人 - 罗恩 Israelis shrinking Palestinians, -Ron...
非洲独裁者 African dictators
缩小敌对种族群体 罗恩 听着 罗恩 shrinking rival ethnic groups. -Ron. Look, Ron.
在社会的任何重大变革中 In any major transformation of society,
有严重的阵痛期吗 are there serious growing pains?
当然 Sure.
但以目前的质量和体积 But at current mass and volume,
地球人类生命不可持续 human life on Earth is unsustainable.
那个人说得很好 You know, that one guy makes a good point.
我街区的有户家庭刚搬走 去变小了 This family on my block just moved away to get small,
现在他们的房子就留在那里 now their house is just sittin' there.
他们正在做的 是让每个人的价值观跳水 Makin' everybody's values take a dive is what they're doin'.
就在我试图再融资的时候 Just when I'm tryin' to refinance.
马琳认为我应该这么做 足可减肥 Marlene thinks I should do it just to lose the weight.
你和我都是兄弟 You and me both, buddy.
迪 外卖订单好了吗 Hey, Dee, is that take-out order about ready?
亲爱的 我带了食物 Hey, honey, I brought food.
我不饿 I'm not hungry.
怎么了 What's wrong?
我头疼得厉害 I have a splitting headache.
店里超级繁忙 The store was super busy and
卡拉是个十足的婊子 Carla was a total bitch on wheels.
我觉得我要吐了 I feel like I'm gonna throw up.
等等 我来颈部按摩 Here, wait, let me do the neck thing.
小脖子按摩按摩 Yeah, do the little neck thing.
别紧张 亲爱的 Just relax, honey.
我来减轻所有的负担 Let me take all the weight.
OK 这里是漂亮的正式客厅 Okay, here's the beautiful formal living room
附带美妙的壁炉 with the wonderful fireplace.
这里 我们有 And come around here, we have
不错的宽大厨房早餐区 a nice big breakfast area for the kitchen.
大吃的地方 Big eating area.
这个厨房简直是十足的赞 And this kitchen is just a complete wow.
太棒了 只是 No, it's awesome. Just...
也许我们应该再看看本森的那个地方 maybe we should look again at that place in Benson.
来吧 先看完再说 Come on, let's just check out the rest.
这里很棒 This is great in here,
双烤箱 六灶燃气灶 double oven, six burner gas stove.
很棒的配膳室 It's got this wonderful butler's pantry over here.
肖恩 - 保罗 你好吗 Oh, hey, Sean. -Oh, hey, Paul, how you doin'?
好啊 Good.
我看起来胖吗 Do I look fat?
不 你看起来很帅 No, you look very handsome.
麻醉学么 Anesthesiology, huh?
我妻子说 即使不用药品 我也能让人入睡 所以 My wife says I put people to sleep even without the drugs, so.
很惊讶你还醒着 Surprised you're still awake.
他每周都要说两次这个笑话 He uses that joke like twice a week.
你的领域是什么 保罗 What's your field, Paul?
职业治疗 Uh, occupational therapy.
好的 Okay.
像是职业咨询吗 Oh, like-like career counseling?
不 像理疗 Uh, no, it's just like physical therapy
但主要关注 工伤和康复 but focused on workplace injuries and rehab,
重复型创伤 下背部 诸如此类的 repetitive stress, lower back, that sort of thing.
很多肩膀问题 A lot of shoulder problems.
我在奥马哈牛排厂干内务 I-I'm in-house over at Omaha Steaks.
他做了很多文书工作 - 嗯 He does a lot of paperwork. -Yeah, well...
我有腕管综合症 不时的 I get a little carpal tunnel of my own from time to time.
那么 Tell me about it.
今日的医学早可覆盖你的病症 Medicine these days is all about covering your ass.
但你之前 不是在林肯市的医学预科吗 But weren't you pre-med down in Lincoln?
记性不错啊 我申请了两年了 Good memory, yeah. I put in two years
我妈妈病得很重 uh, then my mom got real sick
所以我搬回奥马哈去照顾她 so I moved back to Omaha to take care of her.
事实上我想当外科医生 I wanted to be a surgeon, actually.
也许我们会一起工作 You know, we might've ended up working together.
你也许是我的麻醉师 I...you could've been my anesthesiologist.
怎么样 挺好 How 'bout that? -Yeah.
幸福之门
进入黑暗 寻找光明
天那 不会吧 Oh, my God! No way.
戴夫 Dave?
是戴夫·约翰逊 It's Dave, Dave Johnson.
还有卡罗尔 And Carol!
我能帮忙吗 Can I have a hand?
我听说他要来了 I-I heard he was coming.
这样我倒不知道 I had no idea.
我从来没想过他会去变小 He never struck me as the kind of guy who'd go get small.
大家 嗨 Hey, everybody! -Hi!
嗨 Hey. -Hi.
希望我们没有打扰你们 Hope we're not intruding.
没有 戴夫 No. -No, Dave.
安迪 Hey, Andy?
你能给卡罗尔 Could you get Carol a, uh...
一杯杜松子酒 加奎宁水 Uh, gin and tonic.
杜松子酒 加奎宁水 A gin and tonic.
加酸橙 With lime.
其实我们一开始没有此打算 Well, actually, we weren't planning on coming at all at first.
然后 我们收到各种电邮 But then, you know, we started getting all the e-mails.
再加上 我妹妹切除了肿块 Plus my sister was having a lump removed.
我是说 她很好 感谢上帝 I mean, she's-she's fine, thank God.
但我还是要见她 But I still needed to see her.
旅行怎么样 So, what's traveling like?
你们是怎么从新墨西哥来的 How'd you guys get up here from New Mexico?
天啊 太棒了 Oh, gosh, it's great.
航空公司越来越对小人友好了 Yeah, the airlines are getting more and more small-friendly.
所有的座位都是头等舱 All the seats are first-class...
在佛罗里达待了几年之后 我们搬到了维加斯 So after a couple of years in Florida, we moved out to Vegas.
然后 And that...
我记得那是我们最后一次谈话 Yeah, I think that's the last time we talked.
维加斯并非 Yeah. Well, Vegas wasn't
我的最佳选择 因为事实证明 such a good choice for me, as it turns out.
养成了真正的坏习惯 Got into some real bad habits.
几乎是人生最低点 Pretty much hit rock bottom.
告诉你 其他女人会逃脱责任 Tell ya, any other woman would've run for the hills.
但卡罗尔 伙计 她是个圣人 Carol, man, she's a saint.
她无法摆脱我 She stuck with me.
但我真的要清理一切 But I really had to come clean about everything.
我是说一切 I-I mean everything.
绝大部分 You know...almost.
所以 决定... So, the decision to...
问题来了 Well, that's the thing.
我们都需要改变 We both needed the change.
点击复位按钮 从头开始 Hit the reset button. Start all over.
而且 这种感觉真的很好 Well, and plus, it must feel good to know
因为你与众不同了 you're really making a difference.
你是指 那些拯救地球的废话吗 You mean all that crap about saving the planet?
是的 Yeah.
缩小是为了拯救自己 Downsizing is about saving yourself.
卸除所有的压力 I-It takes the pressure right off.
尤其是钱的压力 Especially money pressure.
我只是不像其他人那样有野心 I'm just not driven and ambitious like the rest of my family.
现在 卡罗尔和我 我们像国王一样生活 And now, Carol and I, we live like kings.
我还住在我长大的房子里 I'm still living in the same house I grew up in.
奥黛丽死都要我们搬家 I mean, Audrey's dying for us to move
但我们真的资金很紧张 but we're really strapped.
我是说 妈的 我刚还清了助学贷款 I mean, shit, I just finished paying off my student loans.
嗯 Yeah, well...
如果你仔细考虑 Listen, if you ever start thinkin' about it seriously,
我的意见是 here's my two cents, uh...
外面冒出很多小型社区 There's a lot of small communities cropping up out there, but
你别瞎转悠 don't mess around.
悠闲乐园 是你想去的地方 Leisureland's where you wanna be.
最好的房子 最好的电器 最好的医生 Best houses, best appliances, best doctors.
他们预订了所有大型演唱会的行程 They book all the big concert tours.
所有的高级餐馆 They got all the great restaurants.
孩子们喜欢乳酪蛋糕工厂 The kids love Cheesecake Factory.
悠闲乐园 就有三个工厂 And Leisureland's got three of 'em.
我说这话 可不是为了赚取推荐信用 And hey, I'm not just saying all this for the referral credit.
只是告诉你一下 Just so you know.
我喜欢小卡罗尔 她做事很机智 I liked little Carol. She's got a lot on the ball.
她在看书 那些她一直想看的书 She's reading books she always wanted to read.
她在吃意大利菜 She's taking Italian.
她从未如此健康 And she's never been fitter.
他们看起来很幸福 Well, they sure seem happy.
戴夫说 他鼓敲的不错 Dave says he's getting pretty good on the drums.
明年 他们要带孩子们离开学校 Next year, they're taking the kids out of school
去托斯卡纳的姊妹城市 度假六个月 to spend six months at a sister city in Tuscany.
烹饪课 瑜伽 品酒 Cooking classes, yoga, wine-tasting,
十全十美 the whole nine yards.
萨法 奥德莉 我是麦洛 Hey, Saf, Audrey, it's Milo.
坏消息 Bad news.
你在第一国民银行的按揭申请 被弹回了 Your mortgage application at First National bounced back.
承销商不喜欢你的收入负债比 The underwriter didn't like the income to debt ratios--
有点过头了 they're a little excessive.
我不知道你是否愿意 I-I don't know if you can come up with
下调15% another ten-fifteen percent down.
如果你愿意 也许我们再少许添油加醋... If you could, maybe goose it up a little bit...
我们去看看 立马决定是否合适 And then we'll be able to tell right away if it's for us or not.
所以别浪费时间 Yeah, so let's not waste a lot of time.
如果我们早点到圣达菲 还可以去按摩 Maybe if we get to Santa Fe early, we can get a massage.
听起来不错 Sounds good to me.
下一出口 悠闲乐园
悠闲乐园
通往幸福
欢迎诸位 Welcome, everybody!
我是杰夫·罗诺斯基 高级产品经理 I'm Jeff Lonowsky, Senior Product Specialist
祝悠闲乐园的业主幸福快乐 and happy homeowner here at Leisureland Estates.
玩的开心吗 You havin' a good time?
是的 Yeah. -Yeah.
拜托 伙计们 你们比我大得多 Come on, guys, you're a heck of a lot bigger than I am.
声音大点 你们玩的开心吗 Make some noise! Are you havin' a good time?
是的 Yeah! -Yeah!
像点样了 That's more like it.
觉得我的房子怎么样 So, what do you think of my place?
很漂亮吧 Pretty nifty, huh?
这就是我梦想之屋 It's the house of my dreams.
见鬼 我想说这是任何人的梦想之屋 Heck, I'd say this is the house of anybody's dreams.
像我这样的普通人 要工作20年 Why, an average guy like me would have to work twenty,
30 也许40年 才能买得起这样的房子 thirty, maybe forty years to afford a place like this,
如若的话 if ever.
敬请欣赏屋内 And just wait till you see what's inside.
杰夫 Jeff?
你别老是不告 而邀请客人来了 You've gotta stop inviting guests over without telling me.
对不起 劳拉 我只是 Oh, sorry, Laura. I was only--
我意思是 忙碌一天之后 我终于可以泡澡放松一下了 I mean, I finally just got in the tub to relax after such a busy day.
忙碌什么呢 甜心 Busy doing what, sweetheart?
无尽的事 Oh, no end of things.
首先 我上了网球课 然后按摩 First I took a tennis lesson and had a massage.
好 Nice.
然后和姑娘们吃完美食午餐后 And then after a gourmet lunch with the girls,
情不自禁 well, we couldn't help ourselves
去市中心的Loget珠宝新店 so we popped into that new Loget's jewelry store downtown.
Loget啊 我得花多少钱啊 Uh-oh, Loget's. What's than gonna cost me?
杰夫 你闭嘴 不用你担心 Now, Jeff, you hush. I was really good.
不过是又一个钻石手镯而已 Just another diamond bracelet.
就一个钻石手镯吗 听起来不像你 Just a diamond bracelet? That doesn't sound like you.
你是对的 我不喜欢破坏全套 You're right, I don't like to break up a set.
我找到了匹配的钻石耳环 So, I got matching diamond earrings
还有一条匹配的钻石项链 and a matching diamond necklace.
完美匹配 白金底座 All conflict-free, and set in platinum.
多少钱 劳拉 How much, Laura?
但杰夫 那些看起来很适合我 你应该看到的 Oh, but Jeff, they look so good on me, and you should see--
多少钱 劳拉 How much, Laura?
嗯 杰夫 - 我问多少钱 Well, Jeff... -I said how much?
83美元 Eighty-three dollars.
83美元 你疯了吗 Eighty-three dollars? Are you crazy?
这几乎是我家整整两个月的食品预算 Why, that's practically our food budget for two whole months!
整合在一起 如果你清算你现在的家 Putting it all together, if you liquidate your current home,
汽车和其他资产 cars and other assets,
并购买摄政级的房地产 and purchase a Regency-level estate--
记住 这是一个1.2万平方英尺的等值房子 remember that's a 12,000 square foot equivalent home
位于1.5英亩的等值地段 基础价格为6.3万美元 on a 1.5 acre equivalent lot-- at a base price of $63,000.
可以叠加健康和健身套餐 Then the Health and Fitness package--
售价4500美元 你们会想要的 that's $4,500, you're gonna wanna get that.
含健身房、游泳池、桑拿、蒸汽房、热水浴缸和网球场 It's gym, pool, sauna, steam, hot tub, and a tennis court.
然后是两个成年人的医疗保健 Then the medical procedures for two adults.
售价1.5万美元 That's $15,000.
但保险是否涵盖上述所有呢 But does insurance cover any of that?
不 但在摄政级 有大额的折扣资格 No, but at the Regency level you qualify of a substantial discount.
别忘了 还有联邦税收抵免 And don't forget the federal tax credit.
对 对 - 对不对 Right, right. -Right?
那么 以你目前的债务 So, taking a look at your current debt,
退休金和其他积蓄 you retirement and your other savings,
你们的资产约为15.2万美元 you are at $152,000 in equity.
两位 这笔资产非常宽裕 People, that is a very comfortable number.
宽裕吗 听起来不太像 Comfortable? That doesn't sound like nearly enough.
是的 - 不 Yeah. -Well, no.
你们得看看这一栏 奥黛丽 See, you have to look at this column, Audrey.
等效价值 Equivalent value.
你们稳稳地位于蓝筹股区域内 You're solidly inside the Blue Chip zone.
在悠闲乐园 你们的15.2万美元转化为1250万美元 In Leisureland your $152,000 translates to $12.5 million--
用于生活 用于享受 to live on, for life.
我是说 来吧 I mean, come on!
那么 Oh. -Well.
等等 既然这么好 Hold on, if this is such a good thing,
你怎么还没做呢 how come you haven't done it?
我会立马行动的 I would do it in a heartbeat
但我丈夫有髋关节置换术 but my husband had a hip replacement
所以他没有资格 so he's ineligible.
意下如何啊 So, what do you think?
摄政级是你们的首选吗 Would the Regency level be your first choice?
还是要再看看豪华点的 Or should should I show you something a little more deluxe?
亲爱的 你为什么不先去挑呢 Honey, why don't you just go ahead and pick.
我想你幸福 I just want you to be happy.
真是个好丈夫 That's a good husband.
来看看这个 Take a look at this.
热狗炉多少钱 Hey, how much for the hotdog cooker?
4美元 Four dollars.
我给你一美元 I'll give you a dollar.
卖 Sold.
跟上实习 别偷懒 Keep up with the exercises. Don't get lazy. Look.
我都帮你整理好了 I laminated it for you,
你没有理由不去做的 so you literally have no excuse not to do it.
好的 谢谢 保罗 多谢 Okay, thanks, Paul. Thanks a lot.
不客气 You bet.
也许有一天我们两口子会变小 Maybe someday me and my wife will get small
然后就来看你们 and we'll come down and see ya.
我很乐意 但现在...好吗 Well, I'd love that. But in the meantime...
好 - 好吧 Okay? -All right.
每晚只有15分钟 好的 Just 15 minutes every night. -Okay.
它会改变你的生活 - 谢谢 保罗 It'll change your life. -Thanks, Paul.
回见 戴夫 See ya, Dave.
我们祝愿保罗·萨法耐克 We're here to wish Paul Safranek
告别现在 去悠闲乐园 farewell as he moves on to Leisureland.
我们希望他一切安好 And we wish him nothing but the best.
祝你和奥黛丽好运 Good luck to you and Audrey.
谢谢 鲍勃 Thanks, Bob.
你们不考虑宝藏岛 And you guys didn't consider Treasure Island
在棕榈沙漠的那个吗 out in Palm Desert?
我们查过了但 Well, we checked it out, but
我是说 我立刻喜欢上了 I mean, I liked it all right.
但是奥黛丽认为 他们的便利设施有点吝啬 But Audrey thought they were a little stingy with the amenities.
我是说 特别是考虑需要充值 I mean, especially given what they're charging
每月都要充值维护 in monthly maintenance.
然后我就转向保罗说 "好吧 你赢了" And I just turned to Paul and said, "Okay, you win."
我们决定了 Let's go for it.
我们会很想你的 We're just gonna miss you so much.
吉娜 我也会想你的 Oh, Gina, I'm gonna miss you too.
我们又不是要死了 好吗 Well, look, it's not like we're dying, okay?
我们只是在搬家 We're just relocating.
我们每年至少会回来一次 也许更多 And we'll be back at least once a year. Maybe more.
嗨 爸爸 甜心 Hi, Dad. -Sweetheart.
很抱歉 你妈没能来 Yeah, well, sorry your mom couldn't bring herself to come.
但她捎来了她的爱 But she sends her love
我们明天下午会在家里等你 and we're expecting you at the house tomorrow afternoon.
很高兴你能来 拉里 - 保罗 Glad you could make it, Larry. -Hey, Paul.
爸爸 喝点什么 What can I get you, Dad?
不如我稍后回来 你们先随便看看呢 Look, why don't I-- here, you guys visit. Um...?
啤酒 好的 Beer. -Yeah.
任何啤酒皆可 - 好的 就来 Just any beer. -That's great, okay, comin' up.
我希望妈妈不要那么辛苦 I wish Mom weren't taking it so hard.
你知道你妈的 Well, you know your mother.
坦率地说 我起初对此有点怀疑 Frankly, I was a little skeptical about it myself at first.
说 你还记得杰瑞·格罗斯吗 Say, you remember Jerry Gross?
那天我给他打了电话 Well, I called him the other day.
他和贝芙 在那里退休了 He and Bev retired down there.
和你们一样 他们缩小了 Did the whole shrinking thing that you kids are doing.
他说他们相处得很好 从来没有的好 He says they're getting along just fine, never better.
他说他每天都觉得年轻 He says he feels younger every day
一美元买1000美元的东西 and that a dollar buys a thousand dollars worth of stuff.
当然 他们需要支付贝芙服用的所有药费 Of course they need that with all the medication Bev takes.
但是 But, uh... yeah.
我 我看到了吸引力 You know, I... I see the appeal.
因为犯罪为零 我一直劝你妈 Apparently there's zero crime, I keep telling your mother.
很安全的 It's very safe.
对 我们很担心 Yeah, we worry.
我年轻时 我失去了... When I was younger and, and uh, and then I-I lost the...
你们几个要变小了 对吧 You guys are the ones getting small, right?
对 我们夫妻俩 Uh, that's right, my wife and I.
祝好运 Good for you.
无意冒犯 但 No offense, but um...
既然你们这么小 do you think if you're that small
拥有的权利 和我们其他人一样吗 you should still have all the same rights as the rest of us
正常尺寸的人群 normal-sized people?
我是说 例如投票权 I mean, like the right to vote?
为什么不呢 Why wouldn't we?
天啊 让我们看看 Oh, well, jeez, let's see, um...
你们购买的产品不大 You don't buy as many products,
所以没有付那么多的营业税 you're not paying as much sales tax,
你们部分人甚至不缴纳任何所得税 some of you aren't even paying any income tax.
我是说 你们并未真的 I mean, you're not really
参与我们的经济 是吗 participating in our economy, are you?
我是说 事实上你在消费我们 Hey. -I mean, in fact you're costing us
我们的金钱和工作 Hey. Hey! -money and jobs.
够了 That's enough.
我们在这里玩得很开心 We're just having a good time here.
我只是问个简单的学术问题 好吗 Hey, I'm just askin' a simple academic question, all right?
我想你们 - 蒂姆 You know what, I think you guys -Hey, Tim, Tim...
最多应该有四分之一的投票权 should have a quarter of a vote at most.
这已经相当慷慨了 - 蒂姆 I mean, that's pretty generous. -Tim.
坐吧 蒂姆 Take a seat, Tim.
你为什么不去散散步呢 Whoa, whoa, whoa! -Why don't you take a walk.
冷静点 大家伙 Cool your jets, big guy!
也许是八分之一的投票权 You know what, maybe an eighth of a vote, if that.
你什么都可以小一点 伙计 And you could use a little small, buddy.
坐下 Yeah, sit down.
我能来杯正常人的正常啤酒吗 Can I get a normal-sized beer for a normal-sized guy?
我一直在想 有没有忘了什么 I keep thinking I forgot something.
搬到城里来 是吗 Moving to town, are you?
怎么样啊 How's that?
我看你要搬去悠闲乐园了 I see you're moving to Leisureland.
你们像是一对很和善的年轻夫妇 You look like a nice young couple.
谢谢 Thanks.
你们来自哪里 Where you from?
奥马哈 Uh, Omaha.
斯波坎 Spokane.
紧张吗 Nervous?
是的 有点吧 Yeah, you know, uh, a little.
没必要 Don't be.
这是你们做过的 最好的事 It's the best thing you'll ever do.
如果允许 With your permission,
我将记录问题的回复 I'm going to record your answers to the following questions.
我可以开始录音了吗 May I begin the recording?
当然 Sure. -Yeah.
请说出 您的全部正式名称 Please state your full legal names.
奥黛丽·贝蒂拉斯·萨法耐克 Audrey Lustig Safranek.
保罗·诺里斯·萨法耐克 Paul Norris Safranek.
你是 奥黛丽·贝蒂拉斯·萨法耐克 And do you, Audrey Lustig Safranek,
而你 保罗·诺里斯·萨法耐克 and you, Paul Norris Safranek,
理解并自主意愿 understand that, of your own free will,
你们将经受永久的和不可逆转的 you will undergo the permanent and irreversible
医疗程序 俗称 medical procedure commonly knows as
"缩小术" "downsizing?"
按照程序 And that following the procedure,
你的身体大概会 your bodies will be approximately
缩小到0.0364% .0364% of their current mass and volume?
是的 Yeah.
很抱歉 保罗 请回答是或否 I'm-I'm sorry Paul, I need a yes or no.
是 Yes.
太好了 谢谢 Great, thank you.
您是否完全同意网关医疗服务 And do you give full consent to Gateway Medical Services
服从管理 to administer
医疗程序 俗称"缩小术" the medical procedure commonly known as “downsizing?”
是 Yes.
您是否明白存在 And do you understand that there exists
22.5万分之一的机会 an approximately one in 225,000 chance
程序可能导致 that the procedure could result
受伤 永久伤残或死亡呢 in injury, permanent disability or death?
是 Yes. -Yes.
是 Yes.
萨福耐克 保罗·萨福耐克 Safranek? Paul Safranek?
在 Yes.
实际上是 萨法耐克 It's actually Safranek.
萨法耐克 跟我来 先生 Safranek. Come with me, sir.
我们一起的 We're together.
很快会有人护送你去女子医院 Someone will escort you to the women's facility shortly.
你们将被分离大约五小时 You will be separated of approximately five hours.
按照程序 将在康复室重逢 Following the procedure, you'll be reunited in the recovery room.
好 Okay.
终于 - 是的 So this is it, then. -Yeah.
今晚见 嗯 I'll see you tonight. -Yeah.
我们在另一边见 I'll see you on the other side.
我爱你 I love you.
我也爱你 And I love you, too.
请上床 Okay, let's get you up here.
冲洗
就绪 All clear!
我们这次有个真正的胖子 Oi, we got some real fat one this time.
大家今天好吗 Hey, how's everybody doin' today?
乔伊斯小姐 我们很好 你好吗 Hey, Miss Joyce, doin' good. How you doin'?
我很好 只是准备过周末 Me, I'm great. Just getting ready for the weekend.
你已经决定加入我们了 I see you've decided to join us.
这算 Is this...?
结束了吗 Is it over?
欢迎来到 悠闲乐园 Welcome to Leisureland.
能告诉我你的名字吗 Can you tell me your name?
保罗·萨法耐克 - 好的 It's Paul Safranek. -Okay, good.
我打赌你一定饿了 I bet you're hungry.
上帝 Oh, my God.
很可爱吧 Isn't that cute?
大家都喜欢 People just love that.
我一会儿给你拿点点心来 I'll bring you a little snack in a moment.
谢谢 Thanks. Um,
我想我妻子应该和我在一起 I think my wife was supposed to be here with me.
她叫什么名字 What's her name?
奥黛丽·萨法耐克 Audrey Safranek
让我看看 Let me see.
我们确有一个奥黛丽·萨法耐克 今天的计划 We do have an Audrey Safranek scheduled for today
但记录显示 尚未完成 but I don't show her transferred over yet.
她可能被牙科耽搁了 我去看看 She's probably just held up in dental. I'll go check.
谢谢 Thank you.
萨法耐克先生 你有个电话 Mr. Safranek, you've got a call.
谢谢 Oh, thank you.
你好 Hello?
保罗 Paul?
奥黛丽 谢天谢地 你在哪里 亲爱的 Oh, Audrey, thank God. Where are you, honey?
别生我的气 请别生气 Don't be mad at me. Please don't be mad.
这已经够难的了 It's hard enough as it is.
有什么难的 等等 你在说什么 What's hard? Wait, what are you talkin' about?
保罗 Oh, Paul!
他们剃了我的头 They shaved my head.
他们开始刮了我的眉毛 我就想 And then they started shaving my eyebrows and I just thought,
"我在做什么 " "What am I doing?"
我不能离开家人 不能离开朋友 I can't leave my family. I can't leave my friends.
我很抱歉 保罗 我做不到 - 你在哪里 And I'm sorry, Paul, I just can't. -Where are you?
你在机场吗 Are you at the airport?
别恨我 Don't hate me.
请不要恨我 Please don't hate me.
OK 别紧张 只是 Okay, okay. Take it easy. Just
坐出租车回来 get in a taxi and come back
我们再谈谈 好吗 and we'll talk about this, okay?
我们会回到奥马哈 我们一起考虑 We'll go back to Omaha and we'll think this through together.
等等 Wait.
你不能把我留在这里 You're not leaving me here.
你不明白我的感受吗 Can't you understand how I feel?
我感觉糟透了 I feel terrible.
我让你失望了 我感觉糟透了 I let you down, I feel awful.
但是 But then-
然后我意识到 我之所以这么做 then I realized I was just doing this
是因为我想让你开心 because I w-I was trying to make you happy and
我应该多考虑一下自己 I should've been thinking more about myself.
考虑自己吗 Thinking about yourself?
考虑自己吗 Thinking about yourself?!
你都没问过我怎么样了 You know, you haven't even asked me how I am!
别嚷嚷 Don't yell.
别对我大吼大叫 否则我就挂了 Don't yell at me or I'll hang up.
你知道我今天经历了什么吗 Do you have any idea what I have been through today?
奥黛丽 如果你不马上回来 Audrey, if you don't come back here right now...
看到你们都这么小吗 And see you all small?
我已经够烦了 I'm upset enough already.
你很心烦吗 You're upset?
我才是五英寸高的人 I'm the one who's five fucking inches tall!
我们很抱歉听到 Well, we're sure sorry to hear
萨福耐克太太 今天没能来 Mrs. Safranek couldn't make it today.
是萨法耐克 Safranek.
萨法耐克 Safranek.
先侦察一下 也不算错 Well, it's not a half-bad idea to scout things out
把一切都准备好 get everything ready for her.
网挡住了很多紫外线 The net blocks a lot of UV rays,
但你还是要戴上帽子 but you still might wanna put your hat on.
任何你想去的地方 And anytime you wanna to somewhere,
你只要跳上一辆坏小子 you just hop in one of these bad boys.
如果供不应求 And if they're in short supply, well,
你总是可以分享 you can always share.
分享的乐趣 我见过一些超级人物 It's fun to share. I know, I've met some super people that way.
真的很超级 Just super.
了不起吧 Yeah, isn't that something?
在您的右边 Over to your right there,
那座高大的白色椭圆形建筑 是我们的七个体育中心之一 that big, white oval building is one of our seven Sports Centers.
这建筑有 That's the one that houses
世界上最大的室内滑雪设施 the largest indoor skiing facility in the world--
你知道 是相对来说的 you know, relatively speaking.
那边是切斯特湖 And over there is Lake Chester...
看起来眼熟吗 Look familiar?
巴灵顿 The Barrington.
我姐姐有一个 她很喜欢 My sister's got one. She loves it.
先生 这是你王国的钥匙 Well, sir, here is the uh, key to your kingdom.
欢迎来到美好的生活 Welcome to the good life.
他们在厨房里放了标准物品 Oh, they uh, stocked the kitchen with standard items...
但有一件事 我要提醒你的是 乳制品 but one thing I should warn you about is the dairy--
你的胃需要一段时间 it takes a while for your stomach
适应牛奶和奶酪 to adjust to the milk and the cheese,
先少量 因为关于细菌 so go easy on it. Somethin' about the bacteria.
小心热水 And be careful about the hot water.
是中央系统的 但是控制开关位置太高 It's on one central system and they got that cranked really high.
很惊讶 他们还没有起诉 Surprised they haven't had a lawsuit yet.
别说是我说的 Oh, but you didn't hear that from me.
谢谢 马特 Thanks Matt.
你是个好人 You're a nice guy.
保罗 And Paul?
谢谢你帮助地球 Thanks for helping the planet.
萨法耐克 Safranek?
是我 That's me.
OK Okay!
现在看看美国 And now from the United States,
多年来 国土安全部 where for many years, both the Department of Homeland Security
和移民归化局 and the Immigration and Naturalization Service
鉴于缩小人群的简单化 have been warning about the ease with which
发出警告 downsized people--
从非法移民到潜在的恐怖分子 from illegal immigrants to potential terrorists--
可以穿透美国边境 could penetrate U.S. borders.
上周在俄勒冈州尤金的发现 Last week's discovery in Eugene, Oregon
提供了新的证据 来支持这一声明 provided new evidence to support that claim.
布莱恩·菲克勒 带我们去现场 Brian Fakler brings us up to date.
这建筑是全国各地 This Target is just one of
数以千计的大盒子商店之一 thousands of big-box stores around the country
每周进口近100万吨货物 that import almost a million tons of goods weekly,
大部分来自亚洲 most of it from Asia.
上周 尤金的工人打开一个可疑的电视盒 Last week, workers here in Eugene opened a suspicious TV box
发现了17名越南偷渡客 and discovered 17 downsized stowaways from Vietnam,
14人早已死亡 14 of them already dead,
两人在当地医院 几小时后死亡 two more dying hours later at a local hospital.
在星期五 唯一的幸存者 一个名叫陈玉兰的女人 On Friday, the lone survivor, a woman named Ngoc Lan Tran,
被转送到新墨西哥的悠闲乐园医院 was transferred to a hospital at Leisureland Estates in New Mexico,
被广泛认为是全国顶尖的缩小者医疗中心 widely considered the country's top medical center for the small.
医生被迫切除了部分被感染的腿部 Doctors were forced to amputate a portion of an infected leg,
今天她的情况 据称稳定 and today her condition is described as fair but stable.
根据国土安全部的声明 According to a statement from the Department of Homeland Security,
全女士已被判入狱 Ms. Tran claims to have been jailed
因为她的政治和环境行动主义 for her political and environmental activism,
并违反她的意志 and was miniaturized against her will
将她关入越南人的监狱设施内 in a Vietnamese prison facility.
如果属实 这将加强人权团体的主张 If true, this would bolster claims by human rights groups
世界各地的专制政府... that repressive governments around the world...
一年后
需要重新检视安置条款吗 So, do we need to review any of the terms of the settlement?
不 No.
一切都很清楚 It's all pretty clear.
我倒希望你们能先缩小她 I really wish you'd taken her first offer.
我知道 I know.
好吧 All right, well.
退后一点 不想让你受伤 Just step back a little. Don't want you to get hurt.
请尽量大 As large as you can, please.
这里天气不错 Nice weather down here.
奥马哈 真的很冷了 Turned real cold back in Omaha.
寒风刺骨 Wind chill.
保罗 Hey, Paul.
谢了 伙计 你是对的 Thanks, man, you were right.
提高我的监视器 真的很管用 Raising my monitor really did the trick.
我脖子感觉好多了 胳膊再也没有刺痛了 My neck feels better, there's no more tingling in my arm.
我从来不曾联系过 I would've never made the connection.
太好了 我很高兴能帮上忙 That's great, I'm really glad I could help.
感谢致电"地之角" Thank you for calling Land's End.
我叫保罗 今天我能为您效劳吗 My name is Paul, how can I help you today?
你好 伙计 Ciao, bello.
嗨 卡罗尔 Hi, Carol.
伙计 Hey, pal.
为什么要长脸 Why the long face? Huh?
看看周围 伙计 生活是美好的 Look around you, buddy. Life is good.
我犯了个错误 戴夫 I made a mistake, Dave.
我一生中最大的错误 应该留在原地 Biggest mistake of my life. Should've stayed where I was.
离婚会让人自尊受到损害 Look, I know divorce can put a dent in anyone's self-esteem.
奥黛丽对你的所作所为 很出格 And what Audrey did to you was beyond the pale.
我是说 我恨她 I mean, I hate her.
我几乎不认识她 I-I barely know her.
你可能不恨她 但我讨厌她的胆量 You may not hate her, but I hate her guts.
你得回复平静 就这样 You, you just gotta get back in the saddle, that's all.
也许有一天吧 Ah, maybe someday.
听我劝告 If you want my advice,
单身妈妈是必经之路 single moms is the way to go.
她们不想生孩子 Yeah, they got the whole kid thing out of their system,
她们只想参加派对 and they just wanna party
我并不打算... No, that's okay, I'm--
如果你不想建立感情 And if you don't want an emotional connection, which
可以理解 你只是 understandable, you just uh
这里有各种各样的休闲方式 well, we have all sorts of ways you can have a good time down here.
没有附加条件 No strings attached.
刷旧信用卡就好 - 不用 我很好 Just put it on the old credit card. -No, I'm good.
真的 - 那好 Really. -Okay, yeah.
事实上 我开始约会了 In fact, I started seeing someone.
是吗 Oh, yeah?
其实是单身妈妈 Single mom, actually.
我说的吧 对你有好处 Mm-hmm, now we're talkin'. Good for you.
保罗 太好吃了 Paul, this is so good.
谢谢 Thanks.
食谱要求山萝卜 但 The recipe called for chervil, but
这里没有山萝卜 you can't get chervil here yet.
所以 我用了莳萝 So, I used dill. -Hm.
不管是什么 都超级美味 Well, whatever it is, it's super-yummy.
全都是小玩意 It's the little things, you know?
我是说除了没有鸟和昆虫 I mean, except for there being no birds or insects,
你会认为你是在正常的世界 you'd think you're in the normal world
然后有事发生 and then somethin' happens
于是意识到我们并非 and you realize we're not.
我并不是抱怨 用莳萝取代山萝卜 I mean, not that substituting dill for chervil
那根本不算什么 但你懂我意思 is that big a thing, but you know what I mean.
就像上个月 Like last month,
我父母来看望乔纳和我 my parents came down to visit Jonah and me--
我们是装在运输箱里的 and it's like this whole production
小玩意 于是乔纳被吓坏了 with the carrying boxes, and of course Jonah gets freaked out
外婆外公这么大 很吓人 by Grandma and Grandpa being so huge and scary.
一天晚上 他们带我们去弗莱明家吃晚餐 One night they took us out for dinner at Fleming's,
真的很好 you know, real nice, -Mm-hmm.
乔纳坐在桌子上 and Jonah and are sitting on the table
坐在特殊的座位上 in those special seats.
巨人们一直盯着我们看 And the big people wouldn't stop staring at us.
另外 这家餐馆吹嘘受小人们欢迎的程度 Plus, the restaurant brags about how small people are welcome,
然后 他们得到了大量的小人顾客 and then they charge a huge minimum.
他们应该收取巨人们额外的费用 They should charge big people extra.
他们是拖累世界的人 They're the ones dragging down the world.
我知道 I know.
巨人们看着我们 就像我们是怪胎 Big people look at us like we're freaks.
他们才是怪胎 They're the freaks.
听说过南极洲释放的气体吗 Oh, did you hear about all that gas being released in Antarctica?
来自于冰山 甲烷 From the ice? The methane?
最近我没怎么关注过新闻 Oh, I haven't really been following the news that much lately.
很显然这是个大事 Apparently it's a big deal.
科学家说 冰融化的越多 Scientists are saying the more the ice melts,
更多的甲烷会使冰融化 the more methane comes out making more ice melt.
很显然 我们已经超越了临界点 Apparently we're already way beyond the tipping--
是我楼上的邻居 It's my upstairs neighbor.
超级奇怪 我有几个月没有看到他了 Well, it's the strangest thing, I-there wasn't a peep for months
我甚至不认为他还住在这里 I don't even think he was here--
然后突然间 and then suddenly, it's
派对派对派对 party, party, party.
那天晚上 我不得不打电话给保安 I had to call security the other night.
杜尚 Dusan!
杜尚 Hey, Dusan!
杜尚 Dusan!
干嘛 Yes?
你介意把音乐关了吗 You mind turning down the music?
我想在这里安安静静地过一个晚上 I'm trying to have a quiet evening down here.
你好 我的朋友 Hello, my friend.
你好 杜尚 Hello, Dusan.
我可以进来吗 May I come in?
当然 Certainly.
听着 皮特 So, listen, Pete,
保罗 Paul.
保罗 保罗 Paul. -Paul.
克里斯汀 And Kristen.
你好 克里斯汀 嗨 Ah, hello, Kristen. -Hi.
抱歉打扰你们的小晚餐了 I'm sorry I'm disturbing your nice little dinner.
听着 Listen...
就像我说的 保罗 as I was saying, Paul,
我还有一个 I'm having one more, you know,
小派对 今晚在我家 little party at my place tonight.
不像上次那样大 非常小 Not big like last time. Very small.
只是几个亲密的朋友 Just a few close friends.
不 No!
那是一朵玫瑰吗 Is that a rose?
是的 - 一朵真正的玫瑰 Yeah. -A real rose?
你在哪里买的真玫瑰啊 Where'd you get a real rose?
一家新店 全尺寸的花店 It's a new store, uh, Full-Sized Flower Mart.
他们要价多少 How much they're charging for this?
杜尚 Dusan!
干嘛 宝贝 Quoi, ma Cherie?
你在下面干什么 What are you doing down there?
是 亲爱的 我马上就来 Oui, ma Cherie. J'arrive.
随便 Anyway,
正如我所说 as I was saying,
保罗 如果今晚的噪音干扰了你 Paul, if tonight noise disturbs you,
上楼来跟我谈谈 just come upstairs talk to me.
别像上次那样大秀一番 Don't make big show like last time,
像疯子一样大喊大叫 yelling like crazy man.
我们是邻居 邻居是朋友 We're neighbors. Neighbors are friends.
还有什么更好的 来参加派对吧 What's better even, come to the party.
谢谢 但就像我说的 我们 Thanks, but like I said, we
只是想吃个安静的晚餐 just want to have a quiet dinner.
尽量低音 好吗 Just try to keep it down, okay?
是的 亲爱的 当然 Yes, darling, of course.
嘘 嘘 Shh, shh.
嘘 Shh.
谢谢你的美好时光 Thanks for a really nice time.
烹调和所有一切 Plus the cooking and all.
对不起 我不得不这么早离开 因为保姆 Sorry I have to leave so early, but you know, the sitter...
没关系 Yeah, yeah. No...
我曾经... I was...
上一层 Up one floor.
什么 What?
再高一层 Yeah, one more.
谢谢 - 谢谢 Gracias -Oh, gracias, tio.
总之 Anyway, uh,
我希望 星期日我们可以带乔纳来 I was hoping uh, Sunday we could bring Jonah.
我 我很想见见他 I... I'd love to meet him.
好的 Yeah...maybe.
有什么不对劲吗 没有 Something wrong? -No.
你是个好人 保罗 You're a wonderful guy, Paul.
我很喜欢和你在一起 And I really enjoy hanging out with you.
但我诚实来讲 But, if I'm honest about how I'm feeling,
我只是 可能.... I just-it might be uh-- it might be too soon for me.
很好 我明白了 It's fine, I get it.
不 不 - 我明白了 没事的 No, no... -I get it. No, it's fine.
我是说 如果乔纳卷入的话 I just mean if we're bringing Jonah into it...
晚上愉快 Have a nice night.
不 我 No, I...
保罗 Paul!
一朵玫瑰 A rose!
保罗 Paul!
你来了 You come.
还带了玫瑰 And you bring the rose.
这是和平的表示 It's a peace offering. -Oh.
大家 听着 Look, everyone.
这是保罗 我的邻居 This is Paul, my neighbor.
看看他给我带来了什么 And look at what he brings me.
一朵真玫瑰 A real fucking rose!
你认为这些忘恩负义的混蛋 You think any of these other ungrateful sons of bitches
会带东西给杜尚吗 think to bring something to Dusan?
不 你是唯一一个 No. You're the only one.
我喜欢你 I like you.
但我说过 这只是个小派对 But, I know I said it's only little party,
但我只打了两三个电话 给非常亲密的朋友 but I make two, three phone calls to very close friends,
看看结果 look what happens.
每个人都来了 Everybody comes.
10点后 在这该死的城市里 没有别的事可做了 There's nothing else to do in this fucking city after 10 o'clock.
现在 我不明白 Now, this I do not understand.
难道没有人上早班吗 It's not as if so many people have work in the morning.
这是小人最糟糕的特质 You know, this is worst trait about small people--
他们很懒 they're lazy.
不是全部 但懒惰 Not all, not all. But lazy.
就像 这个懒鬼 Like...this lazy son of a bitch.
康拉德 Konrad!
你在说我什么 What's that you're saying about me?
你吹什么牛呢 What lies are you telling?
只是在小世界里 没有人愿意工作 Just that in small world no one wants to work.
你想怎么样 What did you expect?
变小是件美妙的事 It's the wonderful thing about becoming small.
因为你马上就有钱了 Because you're immediately rich.
除非你很穷 Unless you're very poor.
那你就是真的小了 Then you're just small.
康拉德是远洋船长 Konrad's a sea captain.
离他的船不超过十米 Never more than ten meters away from his boat.
我喜欢我的船 I do like my boat.
她在那儿 There she is.
索尼娅 我的美人 Sonja, my beauty.
你看 我是世代之家 You see, I'm from many generations.
我的祖父 我的父亲 All the way back to my grandfathers, my father--
全都是船长 all sea captains.
什么风把你吹来了 悠闲乐园 So, what brings you to Leisureland?
杜尚 Dusan.
他说服我变小的 He even convinced me to become small,
主要是为妇女和政党 mostly for the women and the parties.
坦白地说我妻子有钱 And, frankly, my wife had all the money,
她走后 事情变得有点棘手 and after she left, things became a bit tricky.
我能理解 Oh, I can relate.
变小很棒 你不觉得吗 It's quite wonderful to be small, don't you think?
我会说 各有优缺点 I'd say it has its pluses and minuses.
下周我会在塞舌尔 Next week I'll be in the Seychelles,
两周后我会 and two weeks after that, I'll be
和朋友去的的喀喀湖 航行一个月 sailing with friends for a month on Lake Titicaca.
能相信我从没去过的的喀喀湖吗 Can you believe I've never been to Lake Titicaca?
那船如何迁移呢 Well, how does the boat get from place to place?
我是说你不能航行 I mean, you can't sail it.
联邦快递 我亲爱的孩子 FedEx, my dear boy.
索尼娅的行速 比我自己开 要快 Sonja travels faster than I do.
你怎么会有小型键琴的 How'd you get a tiny harpsichord down here?
我没有 我没有把它养大 Well, I didn't--I had to have it raised.
如何啊 Well, how?
请问 那是谁 Excuse me, who is that?
那是谁 对 Who's that? -Yeah.
那是小罗尼 That's little Ronni.
小罗尼吗 That's little Ronni?
第一个出生的微型宝宝 The first small baby ever born. -Yeah.
回到挪威 妈的 Back in Norway? -Shit.
那是小罗尼吗 是的 That's little Ronni. -Yeah.
你应该去和他谈谈 You should go talk to him.
对不起 呃 Sorry, uh...
抱歉 对不起 Sorry, excuse me, um,
是真的吗 你是小罗尼吗 is it-is it true you're little Ronni?
也许不再那么小了 Well, maybe not so little anymore.
但是我本尊 But yeah, it's me.
矮油 Wow, that's...!
自拍合影可以吗 Do you thi-hey-would it be cool to get a selfie?
没问题 伙计 来吧 Yeah, man, get in here. -Awesome.
我真的很感谢 Thank you so much, I really appreciate it.
谢谢 Thank you.
快过来 Get in here. -Wow.
谢谢 你也是 Thank you, so are you.
是什么 What is that?
必须告诉我 我有过敏症 No, I need to know. I-I have allergies.
等等 Wait! Wait.
好吧 Okay.
我要脱掉鞋子 I'm gonna take off my shoes.
玩得开心吗 Having fun?
够了 该死的门铃 Enough with the fucking doorbell.
早上好 杜尚先生 我们是清洁工 Good morning, Mr. Dusan. We come clean for you.
你昨晚玩得很开心吗 So you had fun last night, yeah?
你真幸运 You didn't know were so lucky
有我这样的令人兴奋的邻居 to have exciting neighbor such as me.
我从没参加过这样的派对 Well, I've never been to a party like that.
好多欧洲人 I've nev-there were so many Europeans.
你知道 小罗尼在这里吗 我是说 Did you know little Ronni was here? I mean...
他是历史性的 - 他无聊 he is historic. -And boring, you know.
帅气的笨蛋挪威人 Good-looking dumb Norwegian guy
环游世界 和一切做爱 goes around the world having sex with everyone--
包括女人 男人 雌雄人 狗 山羊 猴子 women, men, hermaphrodites, dogs, goats, monkeys.
他会是第一个死于梅毒的小婴儿 He'll be the first small baby to die of syphilis,
忠于他的民族历史 but... historic.
很明显他还住在原来的殖民地 Well, apparently he still lives in the original colony, you know,
在挪威 我一直想去看看 over in Norway. I've always wanted to see that.
也就那样 It's all right.
你去过那里 You've been there?
是的 我一年去一两次 Yeah, I go once or twice a year.
康拉德也去 我们在那里做生意 Konrad too. We make business there.
很好的生意 Very good business.
一定要去看看 我 Must be somethin' to see. I--
你知道吗 你连网上的照片都看不到 You know, you can't even get pictures of it online?
是的 我的朋友 Yes, my friend.
世界上到处都值得一看 The world is filled with things to see.
我不了解你 保罗 You know, I don't know you, Paul
但我喜欢你 很喜欢 but I like you, I like you very much.
我的建议是 And my advice is
离开这个恶心的小公寓 get out of this disgusting little fucking apartment
去开阔眼界 and open your eyes.
别那么美国 Don't be so American.
你是个好人 保罗 You're nice guy, Paul,
但是个可怜的微型家伙 but little bit pathetic guy.
昨晚你跳舞 你笑 Last night you dance, you laugh
但你内心却在哭泣 but inside you cry.
你凭什么跟我这样说话 Who are you to talk to me that way?
我是杜尚·米尔科维奇 你的邻居 I'm Dusan Mirkovic, your neighbor.
邻居是朋友 Neighbors are friends.
朋友告诉朋友真相 Friends tell friends the truth.
好吧 也许有时候我有点混蛋 Okay, maybe sometimes I'm a little bit asshole,
但世界需要混蛋 but the world needs assholes.
否则何处可发泄呢 Otherwise where would shit go out.
杜尚 Dusan...
再见 - 谢谢 Bye. -Thank you.
当我想到巨人们变得微型 When I think of big people becoming small
出现了各种新的微型城市 Mm-mm. -all the new small cities
在这个世界上 我瞅到的是机会 in the world, I see opportunity.
我问我自己 杜尚 I ask myself, Dusan,
为什么人们想要变得微型呢 why the people they want to become small?
是改善环境吗 To help the environment?
得了 Please.
变得小 才能享受 The become small to have the things
直到现在 只为富人的东西 which until now were only for the rich,
顺便一说 这是个天才概念 which, by the way, is the genius of the concept.
所以我对我兄弟斯尔詹说...我们兄弟一起工作 So I say to my brother Srdjan-- I work with my brother.
他现在还是巨人 He's still big.
顺便 我的妻子也是 My wife, too, by the way.
我说 I say,
为什么不用非常特殊的物品 why not bring very special items,
奢侈品 提供给微型消费者呢 luxury items, to the small consumer?
没有人想过的东西 The-The things that nobody else is thinking to bring?
比如 Such as?
例如 古巴雪茄 Well, Cohiba Esplendido.
古巴 世界上最好的雪茄 Cuba. Best cigar in the world.
你巨人时 付多少钱呢 How much you pay for this when you big?
四十五 五十美元 Forty-five, fifty dollars.
当你微型时 我卖给你这支雪茄 When you small, I sell you this cigar
一美元 for one dollar.
用一支大雪茄 我们制作了大约2000支微型雪茄 And from this one Cohiba, we make about 2,000 cigars.
好吧 也许它们不是古巴制造的 Okay, maybe they're not actually made in Cuba.
也许他们是由布亚诺瓦茨的微型阿尔巴尼亚人卷制的 Maybe they're rolled by little Albanians in Bujanovac
但谁在乎呢 but who cares?
这只是其中之一 And this is just one thing.
还有香水 古龙水 白兰地 波特酒 卡尔瓦多斯苹果酒 There's perfume, cologne, brandy, port, Calvados,
松露 鱼子酱 truffles, caviar, pfft.
都是合法的吗 Is all that legal?
宝贝 这是狂野西部 Baby, this is Wild West.
谁有时间追逐一些 Who has time chasing after some
TMD五英寸的高塞尔维亚人 fucking Serbian guy five inches tall
就因为几支雪茄和几瓶酒 over a few cigars and some wine.
我兄弟和我现在 在七个小城市 My brother and I are now in seven small cities
世界各地 七个 around the world. Seven.
保罗 你想要什么我都能帮你 And Paul, listen, anything you want, I can get for you.
任何事 任何时候 Anything, anytime.
失陪一下 Excuse me a minute.
你好 Hello?
我能和你说几句话吗 Uh, can I talk to you for a minute?
拿破新 干什么的 Na-pro-shien. What this do?
(译注:陈玉兰的英语/西班牙语会缺少部分用词 故翻译时 亦根据其语言特点翻译 并非错译 以下皆同 不另说明 此致)
萘普生 抗炎症药物 Uh, Naproxen. I-It's a anti-inflammatory.
用于疼痛和肿胀 It's for pain and swelling.
这个 这是什么 And this one, what this one do?
维柯丁 也是止痛片 Uh, well, Vicodin. That's also a pain killer,
但是 务必小心 but...you wanna be really careful with that one.
止痛药吗 止痛药好 Pain killer? Pain killer good.
这不是我的公寓 Listen, I-- this is not my apartment and, uh,
我相信你可能很需要止痛 但是 you know, I'm sure you're probably in a lot of pain, but
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你不应该偷药 y-you shouldn't steal pills.
我没偷 I no steal.
它们太老了 不好 They too old, no good.
杜尚先生 他说我没事 随便拿 Mr. Dusan, he say me okay I take away things.
药片给生病的朋友 Pill for sick friend.
好了 我结束了 浴室干净 Okay, I finish now. Bathroom clean.
不管你的朋友怎么了 Well, whatever's wrong with your friend,
我能看出你的假肢真的很糟糕 I can see that you have a really, really bad prosthetic foot
我肯定这会让你的右髋和膝部疼痛 and I'm sure it's causing you pain in your right hip and knee,
可能是你的另一个膝盖 你的下背部 probably your other knee, your lower-back.
你怎么知道的 How you know this thing?
你是医生吗 You doctor?
职业治疗师 Occupational therapist.
等一会 Wait a minute.
我知道你 I-I know you.
你是...天啊 You're the--oh, my God.
你是两年前的那个女人 You're that woman from a couple of years ago,
持不同政见者 the dissident.
来自泰国还是什么 你叫什么名字 From Thailand or something? What's your name?
陈玉兰 越南人 Tran Ngoc Lan. Vietnam.
越南的陈玉兰 Tran Ngoc Lan from Vietnam.
是的 没错 Yes! that's right.
我记得你 that's--and I remember that you-you
你的膝盖以下截肢了 lost your leg below the knee.
就是你 that's-that- that's you!
呃 杜尚 Uh, Dusan!
你知道这是谁吗 Hey! Do you know who this is here?
当然 著名的陈玉兰 Of course, the famous Ngoc Lan Tran.
戏剧性的逃离越南监狱 Dramatic escape from Vietnamese prison,
差点死了 所以现在 她可以打扫我的房子 almost died, so now, she can clean my house.
美国 巨大的机遇之地 America, big land of opportunity.
抬 再抬 抬 Push up, push again. Push, push, push.
现在把脚后跟 朝向你 Okay, that's--now take your heel back towards you.
如果可以的话更难 Even harder if you can.
放平 Even--yeah.
手放在这里 现在 You-you put your hand right here, now--
感觉一下 有没有嘎吱声 Feel that. Okay. See that crunching?
听到了吗 那就是关节炎 You hear it? Yeah, that's arthritis.
已经很严重了 That's already...pretty bad.
保罗 Paul,
你充满了惊喜 you're full of surprises.
你能做到这一点 但你居然去干客服 You can do this but you work shit job answering phones?
我搬到这里时 我不认为我会工作的 Well, when I moved down here, I didn't think I'd be working
所以我的行医执照过期了 so I let my license expire and...
现在 我必须恢复授权 now, I'd have to get it in a whole 'nother state.
是极其无聊的故事 It's a whole...it's a boring story.
我不想说 但是 I hate to say it, but...
如果你不马上行动 if you don't do something pretty soon,
你可能需要一个新的膝盖 you're gonna need a new knee.
也许还有新的臀部 Maybe even a new hip.
你得尽快去找专家 You gotta go to a specialist as soon as you can
换上全新的脚 a-and get a whole new foot.
同时 In the meantime,
我可以对现有的假肢做一些调整 I could make some adjustments on the existing prosthetic.
也许指点你 如何更好地走路 And maybe give you some pointers on how to walk better.
我不想看你不必要的受苦 I just hate to see you needlessly suffer
在你经历了这么多之后 after all you've been through.
好的 等我完成工作 你跟我来 Okay. I finish work you come with me.
我可以去拿工具 现在就弄 Yeah, no, I can get my tools, I can do it right here.
不 我告诉过你 我朋友病了 需要药丸 No. I say you before my friend sick, need pill.
你跟我来我家 帮助她 You come with me my house. Help her.
你帮她 You help her.
我是不是没说清楚 你 我可以帮 I...I don't think I was clear. I can help you with this
但我不是医生 所以 but I'm not a doctor, so
你的朋友 不管她怎么了 your friend, whatever's wrong with her,
她要去诊所或医院 she's gotta go to a clinic or a hospital...
不 诊所不好 No! Clinic no good.
我带她去诊所等了很长时间 I bring her clinic wait too long time.
愚蠢的医生不帮她 什么也不做 Stupid doctor say no help for her, no do nothing.
他在巨人世界里没有好医生 现在他微型了 He no good stupid doctor in big world, now he small.
你跟我来 You come with me.
你现在跟我来 You come with me now.
来 Come.
你住在附近吗 You live near here?
不 还远着呢 No, still far.
也许我们该去开车 Maybe we should grab a car.
不需要车 乘公共汽车 No need car. Take bus.
阿罗哈乐园
如果你不介意我问 If-If you don't mind my asking,
你几年前就出名了 you were so famous a couple of years ago,
我是说 大家都在谈论你 I mean, everybody was talking about you.
我以为你会 I just would've thought you'd have been
发表演讲或写书 giving speeches or writing books.
你怎么干起清洁工了 How'd-How'd you wind up cleaning houses?
生活需要钱 Need money for live.
电视盒事件后 我在医院呆了很久 差点就死了 After TV box, I stay hospital so long time, almost die.
然后三个寄宿家庭 但太多的问题 Then three host family, but too much problems.
悠闲乐园的人太自私了 Leisureland people too selfish.
还好我一个人 工作赚钱 容易 Better I live only me, work job make money, easy.
你 Hey, you!
来 来 Come, come!
晚安 Buenas noches.
哟 Yo!
快 Come on.
没有时间做婴儿梦 No time for baby dreams.
我能问你 要爬几楼啊 Can I ask how high we're going?
七楼 - 七楼吗 Seven floor. -Seven?
我们可以用电梯吗 Well, can we use the elevator?
没有电梯 No elevator.
你好 贝尼塔 他好吗 Hola Benita, Como esta?
你好 Hola.
脱鞋 Take the shoe.
你好 格拉迪斯 Hola Gladys!
格拉迪斯 我的朋友 This lady Gladys. Gladys my friend.
她病得很重 She very sick.
格拉迪斯 你感觉如何 Gladys, how you feel?
他怎么样 ¿Cómo está?
我带食物给你 I bring food for you.
我带医生来 他是医生 I bring doctor. This man doctor.
医务工作者 Hombre médico.
医生 Médico.
这位女士 独自一人 没有任何人 This lady Gladys alone, no have nobody.
丈夫进行缩小时 死于墨西哥 Husband die Mexico when they make small.
愚蠢的巨人忘了取下大金牙 Stupid people forget take the gold from the teeth,
头部爆炸 head explode.
什么 What?
丈夫头部爆炸 Husband head explode.
头部爆炸 因为牙齿 Head explode. From teeth.
她一个人来 没钱 She come alone, no money.
我遇见她 在第一个主人家 I meet her she housekeeper first host family,
富有悠闲乐园的人 rich Leisureland people.
现在她病了 没有工作了 Now she sick, no more work.
你照顾好她 Okay you take care for her.
我不能为她做任何事 I can't do anything for her.
那个女人真的病了 That woman is really sick.
看来她可能会死 Looks like she might die.
是的 她很快就死了 Oh yeah she die soon.
癌症 胃癌全胃 Cancer. Cancer all over stomach.
我和她一起 她死 I be with her she die.
最惨的莫过于孤独死去 Most bad thing die alone.
来吧 像医生一样 Come on, be like doctor.
让她感觉很好 Make her feel good.
你好 女士 Hola Señora.
哪里疼 Where does it hurt?
一切都很痛 Everything hurts.
我的生命没有多少时间了 I do not have much time left in my life.
哪种药对她最有好处 Which pill most good for her?
我不知道 I have no idea.
但你懂啊 But you know thing.
哪种药片最强效 Which pill most strong?
扑热息痛 Percocet.
是 扑热息痛 止痛很好 Yes, Percocet. Very good for pain.
多少 2 4 5 到底多少片 How much--two, four, five? How much?
试2片 Try two.
2片吗 这位女士病得很重 Two? This lady very sick.
药生产得早 Pill old.
我们给4片 We give four.
这些是为了止痛 These are for the pain.
谢谢医生 Gracias, doctor.
你有没有试过每隔几个小时翻动 Have you tried to move her every couple of hours
避免褥疮 so she doesn't get bedsores?
我们或许应该这样做 We should probably do that.
来吧你 Come, there you--okay.
看到没有 你很懂 See? You know thing.
谢谢你 杜尚先生的朋友 你帮了格拉迪斯 好 Thank you Mr. Dusan friend. You help Gladys good.
好的 Okay. Well.
我们做些调整 Let's make those adjustments.
如果你脱下你的脚 If you just wanna slip off your foot.
不 不要脚 我累了 No, no foot. I tired.
你走吧 我和格拉迪斯在一起 You go away. I stay with Gladys.
你现在就走 You go away now.
不会吧 我是说 Really? I mean--
我累了 你走开 I tired. You go away.
好 Okay.
可能换个时间吧 Some other time, I guess.
我不知道几时才能再见到你 I just-I just don't know when I'm gonna see you again.
星期四 你星期四来 好吗 Thursday. You come Thursday, okay?
星期四早上 你来修腿 Thursday morning you come fix leg.
十点 Ten o'clock.
星期四 十点 Thursday at ten o'clock.
顺便说一下我叫保罗 My name's Paul, by the way.
保罗·萨法耐克 Paul Safranek.
这样的 Let's see...
巨无霸车可用于冰川 The Extra Large is available in glacier,
鹅卵石 郁金香 卡宴 苔藓和茄子 pebble, tulip, cayenne, moss and aubergine.
卡宴 是红色的吗 Cayenne, is-is that like red?
是棕红色的 更像砖色 It's-It's a brownish red. It's more like brick.
不 我不喜欢砖色 No, I don't like brick.
你觉得苔藓色漂亮吗 Do you think moss is pretty?
我不知道 女士 You know, I-I don't know, lady.
你为什么不选个颜色呢 Why don't you just pick a color please?
少矬我 Don't be short with me.
你刚才说什么 What did you say?
鞋 Shoe.
格拉迪斯在哪 Where's Gladys?
她死了 Oh, she die.
不 No. oh...
我很抱歉 I'm so sorry.
我想也许我给她太多药了 I think maybe I give her too much pill.
不管怎样 她笑着死 很开心 Anyway, she die very happy smiling.
好了 你现在要修脚了 Okay, you fix foot now.
干的快 You do quick.
必须尽快打扫房子 一小时 Must clean house soon. One hour.
你干的快 You do quick.
快 Quick!
谢谢 真好 Oh, thank you, very nice.
你很快结束好吗 我很忙 You finish soon okay? I very busy.
快了 I'm gettin' there.
我猜你喜欢蝴蝶 I guess you like butterflies.
蝴蝶 Butterflies.
是的 我非常喜欢 Yes I like very much.
当我小姑娘 When I little girl
我的父亲 他带我和妹妹去看蝴蝶 my father he take me my sister go see butterfly.
在我的村子附近 它们在一棵树上 Near my village they live in a tree.
你知道的 You know,
它们每年都从寒地飞到热地 they fly cold place to hot place every year.
留在树上 反反复复 Stay tree then go away come back.
迁徙的蝴蝶 The uh, migrating butterflies.
是的 - 是的 听起来很美 Yes. -Yeah, sounds beautiful.
越南话 蝴蝶怎么说 How do you say butterfly in Vietnamese?
孔帮 Con bu'ó'm.
孔帮 Kon booyem?
孔帮 Con bu'ó'm.
孔帮 Kon booyem.
你想念你的村子 You miss your village?
没有村子了 No more village.
政府让人民走开 放水 Government make the people go away put water
到处都是太多的水 all over, all over everywhere. Too much water.
水太多了吗 Too much water?
大水可以发电 Big water for make electricity.
水坝 Oh, a dam.
是的 大坝 他们造水坝 Yes, dam. They make dam. -Dam. Uh-huh.
许多村庄没了 Many village no more.
所以我才会坐牢 That's why I go prison.
我的妹妹提出抗议 Me my sister make protest.
大抗议 Big protest. -Uh-huh.
令妹现在在哪 Well, where's your sister now?
她死在监狱里 She die prison.
太冷了 胸部充满了坏 她死了 Too cold. Chest fill up bad. She die.
发生什么事 - 没什么 What happen? -Nothin'.
不 只是 不 给我一分钟 No, just, no... give me a minute, just--
你做什么 - 不 没什么 没什么 我只是 What you do? -No, nothing, nothing, I just--
你个笨蛋 You stupid man!
反正你需要一只新脚 我们会给你一个好的 You needed a new foot anyway. We'll get you a good one.
这很难理解吗 上帝 Is that so hard to understand? Jesus!
不要说上帝的坏话 Don't say Jesus bad way!
现在我该注意言辞了吗 What, now I'm supposed to watch my language?
你比我妈还糟 You're worse than my mother.
我为你母亲感到难过 I feel sorry for your mother.
我肯定她为你的过错承受了太多 I sure she suffer too much for your fault.
别这么快 Not do so fast!
吸尘器需要时间 同向才能清洁好 Vacuum cleaner need time same direction clean good.
是的 你可以拿走这些 Yeah, and you can take these,
这些是几天前的三角包 these are samosas from a couple of days ago.
谢谢 这些我都拿走了 Thank you, yes. I take all these.
我想这是芝士大力菜 Oh, I think this is saag paneer--
可能有点老了 might be a little bit old.
在监狱里 我们为这种食物而死 Oh, in prison we die for such food.
今天没有太多的剩菜 Okay, not too many leftover entrees today
但我添了很多烤土豆汤 but I threw in lots of baked potato soup.
谢谢你 罗杰 Thank you, Roger.
给你 There you go.
终于给自己找了个帮手 陈玉兰 Hey, finally got yourself a helper, huh, Ngoc Lan?
这个保罗 他折断了我的脚 This Paul. He break my foot.
你怎么办到的 伙计 How'd you manage that, buddy?
说来话长 我们在想办法 It's a long story, we're sorting it out.
他真笨 He stupid!
你好 卡德纳斯先生 Hola, Señor Cárdenas.
饿吗 ¿Hambre?
饿死了 谢谢 Ay, sí, chinita. Gracias.
上帝会报答你的 God will repay you.
你的肺怎么样 How's your lung?
我今天感觉好一点了 I feel a little better today.
谢谢 Gracias.
好吧 Bueno.
好了 过来 这边 Okay, over here, this way.
很痛吧 Mucho dolor, verdad?
是的 很痛 Yes, it hurts a lot.
看起来真的很痛 Oh, it looks really painful.
我给他洗澡和擦洗 I give him baths and scrub him
敷草药 但没有什么用 and put herbs, but nothing helps.
我肯定那是癣 I bet that's ringworm
我不知道怎么用西班牙语说 which I don't know how to say in Spanish.
但癣是一种真菌 所以 But ringworm is a fungus, so
必须保持干燥 you want it dry.
干燥 不要洗澡 Seco. Seco. No baño. No baño. No agua. No agua.
看看我能不能在药店买点东西 see if I can pick something up at the drugstore
明天给他带来 and bring it for him tomorrow.
是的 你带 Yes, you bring.
明天 药片 Mañana medicina.
明天 药片 - 谢谢医生 Mañana medicina. -Gracias, doctor.
好 下一个 我们走吧 Okay, next. Let's go.
谢谢 医生 谢谢 Gracias, doctor. -Gracias.
走吧 - 我来了 Let's go! -I'm comin'.
照顾他 Take care for him.
下一次见 谢谢 See you next time. -Gracias.
就这样了吧 现在回家吗 So that's it? We go home now?
现在我们去教堂 祈祷上帝 Now we go church pray Jesus.
你明天再来接我 八点 You come back tomorrow pick me up eight o'clock.
好的 我会来的 Yeah, okay, I'll be here.
2周后
早上好 杜尚先生 我们为你而来 Good morning, Mr. Dusan. We come clean for you.
接电话对你来说不够高贵 Answering telephones was not dignified enough for you.
现在你进步到打扫厕所了 Now you progress to cleaning toilets.
我爱你 保罗 I love you, Paul.
我真的爱你 你真是个搞笑的家伙 I really love you. You're such a funny guy.
搞笑 Hilarious.
就像我说的 Like I said,
你是个好人 you're too much nice guy
还有一点 可悲 and a little bit...pathetic guy.
直到她得到新脚为止 It's just until she gets a new foot.
那是什么时候 - 我不知道 When will that be. -I don't know.
医生说一个月 也许六周 The doctor said a month, maybe six weeks.
那就是永恒 - 我知道 Ah, that's an eternity. -I know.
同时她被腿困住了 Meantime she's stuck with a peg leg,
几乎和一无所有一样惨 which is almost as bad as having nothing at all.
看看她 I mean, look at her,
她就像个该死的海盗一样 到处蹒跚 she's waddling around like a goddamned pirate!
保罗 你别跟杜尚先生拌嘴了 Paul! You no talk with Mr. Dusan!
你跟维罗尼卡上楼去 You go upstairs with Veronica!
保罗 - 我听到了 Paul! -I heard you.
别担心 保罗 Don't worry, Paul.
杜尚会救你的 Dusan will save you.
陈小姐 把一切都拿走 Yeah, Miss Tran, take everything.
康拉德先生和我后天离开 Mr. Konrad and I are leaving day after tomorrow
不知道什么时候回来 and don't know when we'll be back.
好吧 谢谢 Okay good. Thank you.
保罗 杜尚先生说我可以拿走所有的食物 Paul, Mr. Dusan say I take all the food.
你去给我找个大箱子 You go find me big box.
等一分钟 In a minute.
首先 有一些非常重要的事情要讨论 First there's something very important to discuss.
我吗 Me?
情况就是这样 This is the situation.
我不知道到底是什么 I don't know exactly what,
但是有大事 but something big-- very big-
发生在原来的小殖民地 is happening at the original small colony.
在挪威的那个 You know, the one in Norway.
他们要我马上去那里 They want me to go there right away
有个非常重要的交付 with a very important delivery.
解释起来太复杂了 It's too complicated to explain.
绝密 非常紧急 Top secret and... very urgent.
最重要的是 他们开价很高 Most important they are offering us very big money.
巨额 Very big.
这意味着我们需要额外的帮助 That means we need extra help
快点搞完 让他们开心 to do this quickly, make them happy.
我很抱歉地说 我们需要非常优秀的帮手 And I'm sorry to say, we need the same excellent helper
也就是正在帮助你的人 who is currently helping you.
他 Him.
没错 陈玉兰 That's right, Ngoc Lan,
我得和这些人去挪威 I have to go with these guys to Norway.
你说 So... you say...
保罗和你一起去挪威 Paul go with you Norway?
情况就是这样 That's the situation.
紧急情况 Emergency situation.
深切的人道主义 And deeply humanitarian.
我是说 陈玉兰 我会 I mean, Ngoc Lan, I will
帮助你 等我回来 百分百 be able to help when I get back one-hundred-percent
当新的脚 when the new foot, and--
你们星期三离开吗 You leave Wednesday?
是的 Yes.
要走多久 And how long you go?
十天 也许更多 Ten days. Maybe more.
好的 是的 挪威 Okay, yes, Norway.
我也去挪威 I go Norway too.
不不 不是你 No, no, no, not you.
只有保罗 Only Paul.
我也去挪威 I go Norway too.
保罗 你帮我旅行 Paul, you help me on the trip.
但你在这里很忙 But you're very busy here
你自己的人道主义活动 with humanitarian activities on your own.
还有你的清洁工作 And your cleaning business.
维罗尼卡和其他女人 知道每一个地方 Veronica and other ladies know every place.
他们会帮我的 我对他们很好 They do for me, I pay them good.
没问题 我去 No problem I go.
挪威殖民地的人邀请我 这么多次 Norway colony people invite me so many time
但我从没去过 but I never go.
感觉很内疚 Feel so, so guilty.
他们都是好人 They so nice people.
什么 What?
谁邀请你过啊 Who invited you?
我入院很久 电视盒事件 When I hospital so long time after TV box,
世界各地的人们 people all over world
送我快乐卡片 花 糖果 send me happy card, flower, candy,
让我感觉很好 make me feel good.
这么多的信 So many letter.
一封非常特别的信 我永远不会忘记 One letter very special I never forget.
来自乔根·埃思邦森 From Jorgen Asbjornsen.
你有乔根·埃思邦森的信吗 You got a letter from Jorgen Asbjornsen?
埃思邦森博士 写信给我 Dr. Asbjornsen write me
说他感觉很糟糕 say he feel so, so bad
我为他的过错而受苦了 I suffer for his fault.
他说他很痛苦 He say he painful.
他从没有想到 缩小术这么害人 He never think make small so bad for people.
埃思邦森博士的信 让我感觉很好 Dr. Asbjornsen letter make me feel so good.
我也写了信 I write letter too,
第一次说 我小但快乐着 say now first time I happy be small.
他说我 每天都要去挪威旅行 He say me make trip go Norway any day.
但我太忙了 But I too busy.
总是太忙 Always too busy.
现在上帝给我特别的礼物 去挪威 Now Jesus give me special gift, go Norway.
谢谢你 杜尚先生 谢谢你 康拉德先生 Thank you Mr. Dusan, thank you Mr. Konrad.
是的 Yes.
我也去挪威 I go Norway too.
真高兴 So happy.
谢谢您们的特别时间 Thank you special time.
保罗 看 Paul, look.
这乔根·埃思邦森 还有他妻子 This Jorgen Asbjornsen. And his wife.
上帝 乔根·埃思邦森 Oh, my God. Jorgen Asbjornsen.
你好 Hello.
真是太荣幸了 This is such an honor.
我知道 I know, I know.
看 保罗 See, Paul?
上帝对我微笑 Jesus smile for me.
我说 保罗 我想来挪威只为见你 I say Paul I want visit Norway only for meet you.
是真的 It's true.
我是安妮-海琳 你好 I'm Anne-Helene. -Hello.
请坐加入我们 Please, sit. Join us.
谢谢 Thank you.
我们正看着世界流逝 We're watching the world go by.
听起来不错 Sounds great.
你不知道有多可怕 You have no idea how terribly
悲痛欲绝 我们造成了陈小姐的案例 grief-stricken we were by Miss Tran's case.
乔根因为所有的滥用行为 夜不能寐 Jorgen has lost so much sleep over all the abuses.
很惭愧吧 It's humbling, huh?
大自然是好耐心的雕塑家 Nature is such a patient sculptor.
磨一小点 Grinding a tiny bit
每一天 每一点 慢慢地 千百年来 each day slowly, slowly for thousands of years to
造出了超级美丽的万物 make such a supremely beautiful thing.
真是浪费 What a waste.
多么可怕的浪费 What a dreadful waste.
请原谅乔根 You'll have to excuse Jorgen.
过去的几天尤其煎熬 These past few days has been especially hard.
做出这么大的决定 这么快 Such a big decision to make and so quickly.
通常当我们访问殖民地时 Normally when we visit the Colony,
我们喜欢在霍宁斯沃格呆几天 we like to spend a few days in Honningsvåg.
但后来消息传来 But then the news came...
我们就来了 and uh, yeah, well, here we are
突然赶来 suddenly imposing on you.
我们几乎没有时间收拾行李 We scarcely had the time to pack.
对不起 有什么消息 I'm sorry, w-what news?
甲烷释放 Why, the methane release.
在南极 你必须懂得甲烷 In Antarctica. You must know about the methane.
是的 Yeah...
这并不算新闻 不是吗 that's not-that's not new, is it? I mean--
新闻或旧闻 New or old,
结束了 it's the end.
一切都结束了 It's the end of everything.
世界出现过五次大灭绝 The world has already seen five major extinctions,
现在会有另一个 and now there will be another.
我 我不想相信 I...I didn't want to believe it.
我们全都不相信 但 None of us did, but
我们在赫尔辛基 大大小小 there we were in Helsinki, big and small.
气象学家 细菌学家 人口学家 物理学家 Climatologists, bacteriologists, demographers, physicists,
免疫学家 immunologists,
26名诺贝尔奖得主在我们之中 26 Nobel Prize winners among us.
我们建立了所有的模型 做了所有的数学 We built all the models, did all the math,
所有的结论都是一致的 and all conclusion was consistent.
智人很快就会从地球上消失 Homo Sapiens will soon vanish from the Earth.
具有精算的确定性 It is now an actuarial certainty.
不管结局会如何 No matter how the end will come--
环境灾难 environmental disaster,
大范围流行疾病 pandemic disease,
不可呼吸的空气 unbreathable air,
非饮用水 没有足够的食物 impotable water, not enough food,
核冬天 或其组合 nuclear winter, some combination of them all.
相对地 很快 地球将真正地清洗人类 Relatively soon the Earth will indeed purge itself of human life,
天知道还有多少物种 and God knows how many other species.
真的意味着灭绝吗 那微型人呢 Do you really mean extinction? What about downsizing?
是啊 太晚了 Yeah, yeah, too little too late.
世界上只有3% 的人微型化 Only three percent of the world has miniaturized.
根本没有足够的时间 There simply isn't enough time.
不是一个非常成功的物种 这些智人 Not a very successful species, these Homo Sapiens,
即使有这么大的智慧 even with such great intelligence.
仅仅20万年 Barely 200,000 years.
鳄鱼活了2亿年 Alligator has survived 200 million years
大脑却如同核桃大小 with a brain the size of a walnut.
人们一直在预测世界末日 People have been predicting the end of the world
几千年了 for thousands of years.
现在真的发生了 And now it's really happening.
我想 未来一定有人会猜中的 I guess somebody had to be right someday.
很痛苦 So sad.
极其痛苦 Very sad.
好吧 我去睡觉了 Okay, I go sleep now.
晚安 保罗 Good night, Paul.
晚安 陈玉兰 Good night, Ngoc Lan.
你没事吧 You okay?
我很好 I fine.
也许我该看看你的腿 You know, maybe I should take a look at your leg.
好吧 你看 Okay, yes, you look.
这种木钉真的使皮肤擦伤了 That peg is really making the skin chafe.
OK Okay.
你知道的 You know,
如果十年前 有人告诉我 if somebody told me ten years ago
有一天我会五寸高 that one day I'd be five inches tall,
离婚 divorced,
帮助某著名越南持不同政见者 获得新脚 helping a famous Vietnamese dissident get a new foot
在挪威的一个峡湾游弋 while cruising up a fjord in Norway
与乔根·埃思邦森 讨论世界末日 discussing the end of the world with Jorgen Asbjornsen,
我会说他疯了 I would've said he was crazy.
对不起 I'm sorry.
对不起 我以为 I'm sorry. I-I thought--
老天 我真是个白痴 Jesus, I'm such an idiot.
不 No.
请 Please.
我要 I want.
早上好 Morning.
早上好 Good morning.
那是什么声音 What's that sound?
一个问候 A greeting.
到了 原来的殖民地 That's it, that's the original colony.
等等 没有网 没有墙吗 Wait, and there's no net? No walls?
没有 因为我们很幸运 No, we've been lucky.
我们离海边太近了 没有蚊子 We are too close to the sea for the mosquitoes.
这些年来 我们意识到 And over the years, we realized
鸟儿 它们更喜欢旅鼠 that the birds, they preferred the lemmings.
是的 这是我们开始的地方 But yes, this is where we started
许多年前 many years ago.
乔根 很高兴见到你 Jorgen, good to see you.
欢迎 Welcome.
不 不 No, no.
乔根 Jorgen!
安妮-海琳 Anne-Helene!
谢天谢地你来了 Oh, thank God you're here!
为什么没人告诉我 Why didn't anyone tell me?
我太爱你了 Oh, I love you so much.
我很爱你们俩 I love you both so much.
自从这个决定之后 Oh, ever since the decision,
没有你们在这里 我感觉不太好 I didn't feel right without you here.
你知道 当我担心时 And you know how I am when I worry.
我不能吃 我睡不着 I can't eat. I can't sleep.
随便问 他们都会告诉你的 Ask anyone here, they tell you.
抱歉打扰了 乔根 Sorry to interrupt, Jorgen,
但我们需要你的建议 but we need your advice immediately.
是的 对不起 索尔维格 Yes. Excuse us, Solveig.
当然亲爱的 你有重要的事情要做 Of course, darling. You've got important things to do.
杜尚 杜尚 杜尚 Oh! Dusan, Dusan, Dusan!
保佑你这么快赶来 Bless you for coming so quickly.
索尔维格 亲爱的 我一直很乐意帮忙 Solveig, my darling, I'm always happy to help
困难时 容易时 快乐时 in difficult times, in easy times, in happy times.
来拜访你和你可爱的村庄 总是愉快的 Is always a pleasure to come and visit you and your lovely village.
很可爱 不是吗 Oh, it is lovely, isn't it?
我不忍以为我再也看不到它了 I can't bear to think I won't see it again.
我是那个促成殖民地的人 You know, I'm the one who made this colony
很可能是第一个人 possible in the first place.
我还是个孩子时 就来了 I've been coming since I was just a baby.
我记得有一次 I remember one time--
等等 我认识你 Wait. I know you.
你昨晚在我梦里 You were in my dream last night.
你是匹马或小马...很强壮的东西 You were a horse or a pony-- something very strong.
我骑着你 穿过危险的森林 And I mounted you and rode you through a dangerous forest.
好 - 而你真的来了 Okay. -And here you are.
就在我们离开之前 Right before we leave.
又一个奇迹 Another miracle.
你要和我们一起去 是吗 You are coming with us, aren't you?
你们要去哪里 Where are you going?
去那里 In there.
你想看看吗 Would you like to see?
通往哪里 Where this go?
到金库 To the vault.
金库 - 是的 The vault? -Oh, yes.
我们几乎从一开始就在努力 We've been working on it almost since the very beginning.
当乔根 有了他的大发现 When Jorgen made his big discovery,
我说 听着 乔根 你是个天才 I said, look, Jorgen, you're a genius,
缩小是个天才的主意 没有人质疑这一点 and downsizing is a genius idea. No one is questioning that.
但是如果人们不接受呢 But what if people don't accept it?
如果它不按时公诸于世怎么办 What if it doesn't come out on time?
不管怎么说 这是他们想出的 Anyway, this is what they came up with.
根据我的建议 On my suggestion.
托瓦尔 请带我们的朋友们 一次小小的旅行 Torvald, be a sweetheart and give our friends a little tour.
当然 Well, sure.
隧道通向金库 The tunnel leads to a vault
地球岩石圈内部1.6 公里 1.6 kilometers inside the Earth's lithosphere
并被包裹在双层镍625中 and is encased in a double layer of Inconel 625.
除了维持广泛的生物多样性外 In addition to maintaining a broad spectrum of biodiversity,
金库里有种植食物的田地 the vault is equipped with fields for growing foods,
为了木材的森林 为了畜牧的畜牧业 forests for lumber, livestock for animal husbandry.
住区宽敞 The residential areas are spacious
为子孙后代提供 并易于扩展 and easily expandable to provide for future generations.
等等 是不是全在地下啊 Wait, but that's not all underground?
是的 Oh, yes!
我们的微型人尺寸 使其成为可能 Our new small size makes it possible.
否则 我们不可能把梦想保存 Otherwise we never could have dreamed of preserving
在一个如此多样性的安全地 so much of the world in a single safe place.
这太棒了 This is brilliant.
棒吗 就像挪亚方舟 Isn't this brilliant? It's like- It's like Noah's Ark.
完全 就是挪亚方舟 Yes. exactly! It's Noah's Ark!
那么 能源是什么 是核动力吗 So, how-what do you do for power, is it nuclear?
不 不 100% 地热 No, no, 100% geothermal.
我们有可互操作的有机系统 And we have interoperable organic systems
管理人造阳光下的生产 to manage production of artificial sunlight,
氧气、二氧化碳消除、净水等 oxygen, CO2 elimination, water purification, and so on.
要在下面呆多久 And how long will you stay down there?
托瓦尔 预计多久 8000年吗 Torvald, how long is it? 8,000 years?
差不多 Well, something like that.
直到地表环境稳定 Just until the surface environment stabilizes.
我们在这里做的 并不是史无前例的 It's not unprecedented what we are doing here.
不到10万年前 Less than a hundred thousand years ago
人类经历了近乎灭绝的境地 humans underwent a near-extinction.
也许只有2000人生还了 Maybe 2,000 survived.
来自于一小撮 And from that handful
而你今天看到 有数十亿的人类 came all of the billions of people you see today.
重启物种 并不新鲜 Rebooting the species. It's nothing new.
没错 Yeah, exactly.
朋友们 My friends.
许多年前 Many years ago,
当我们发现细胞微型化时 when we discovered cellular miniaturization,
世界似乎注定 the world which had seemed so doomed
会突然充满了可能性 felt suddenly so full of possibilities.
所以 直到最近 我仍然希望 So, until very recently, I maintained hope
我们明天开始的应急计划 that the contingency plan we embark upon tomorrow
应保持简单 could remain simply that--
完全按计划 a plan.
但 But...
历史已经说过了 history has spoken.
这是我们最后的晚餐 在我们称之为家的地方 And this is our final dinner in the place we've called home
这么多年了 for so many years.
是的 我们很难离开 Yes, we are sad to leave,
更非常可悲的 是背后的原因 and terribly sad for the reasons why.
但是人类太美了 But man is too beautiful,
这种生命形式 too improbable a life form
应不被允许从宇宙中永远消失 to be allowed to disappear forever from the cosmos.
现在 Now then,
我想请幸存的 I would like to ask the surviving members of the
原始殖民地成员起立 original colony to stand.
看看他 Ah, look at him.
小罗尼 Little Ronni.
他是如何成长的 How he has grown.
我再问一次 I ask you again
就像我多年前问你的那样 as I asked you so many years ago.
下一代的来临 Generations to come,
也许全人类都会感谢你 perhaps all of humanity will thank you
为你的勇敢和承诺 for your bravery and commitment.
但你必须扪心自问 But you must ask yourself
是否真的准备好进入新世界了 whether you are truly ready to enter a new world.
因为不会有回头路了 For there will be no turning back.
准备好了吗 Are you ready?
我准备好了 I am ready!
我准备好了 是的 I am ready! -Yes!
我准备好了 I am ready!
大家都准备好了吗 Is everyone ready?
我们准备好了 We are ready!
保罗 Paul!
嗯 Yeah.
你能过来一下吗 Can you come down here?
你去哪了 我找了你很多地方 Where you go? I look many place for you.
我就在这里 I was just here.
我跟杜尚先生说 他说胖女人付钱 I talk with Mr. Dusan, he say fat lady pay,
他准备回去 he ready go back.
我很高兴于此 I happy for that.
离开卡德纳斯和洛佩兹太太 太久了 Too long time away from Señor Cardenas and Mrs. Lopez.
我为他们担心得太多了 Oh, I worry too much for them.
陈玉兰 你不能只是 Ngoc Lan, you can't just be
担心几千英里以外的几个小人 worried for a few little people thousands of miles away.
你得看大局 You have to look at the big picture.
你为什么这样说 Why you say like this?
因为 卡德纳斯先生和洛佩兹太太 Because...Mr. Cardenas and Mrs. Lopez,
他们没有机会 they don't stand a chance,
我们都没有 None of us do.
结束了 It's over.
你想和他们一起吗 You want go with them.
我要你和我一起去 And I want you to come with me.
你个疯子 You crazy man!
我总知道你很蠢 现在我也看到你的疯 Always I know you stupid. Now I see you crazy too.
我怎么疯了 How am I crazy?
你听到了 You heard them.
这是我们物种生存的唯一机会 This is the only chance for the survival of our species--
很大的机会 that's huge!
你想帮助别人 You want to help people?
这些是你应该帮助的人 These are the people that you should be helping.
人类的未来就在那个洞里 The future of humanity is down that hole!
你在下面帮谁 Who you help down there?
这里的人需要帮助 而不是愚蠢的洞 People here need help, not down stupid hole!
杜尚先生 康拉德先生 Mr. Dusan, Mr. Konrad,
和疯狂的保罗谈谈 talk to crazy Paul.
他想下去 要我和他一起去 He want go down hole, me go with him.
保罗 Paul, Paul, Paul...
你为什么要做这么愚蠢的事 Why do you want to do such a silly thing?
杜尚 这些人实际上是想行动 Dusan, these people are actually trying to do something
拯救人类 我想成为其中的一部分 to save the human race. I wanna be a part of that.
好吧 你想帮忙 Okay, fine, you want to help
就学我的样子 捐一份精子样本 then do what I did, give them a semen sample.
我也捐了 I did it too.
一种更愉快的帮助方式 A much more pleasant way to help.
如果我不该参与这事 If I'm not supposed to be a part of this thing,
那我在这里做什么 then w-what am I doing here?
为什么我没有成为一名医生 Why didn't I become a doctor?
我为什么要缩小 为什么我妻子抛弃了我 Why did I downsize? Why did my wife abandon me?
杜尚 你怎么会碰巧是我的邻居 Dusan, how did you just happen to be my neighbor?
还有陈玉兰 你为什么 And-And Ngoc Lan, why are you
是盒子里唯一幸存的人 the only person who survived that box
你只是碰巧在打扫 and you just happen to be cleaning
杜尚的住处 在那天吗 Dusan's place on that day?
如果你没有失去腿 And-And had you not lost your leg,
我不会想帮你的 像往常一样 I wouldn't have tried to help you, which, as usual,
我搞砸了 I screwed up.
为什么我搞砸了 And why did I screw it up?
这样我就能在这里 So that I could be here
在准确的时刻进入隧道 right at the exact moment to go down into that tunnel.
我终于有机会 做一些重要的事情 I finally have a chance to do something that matters.
保罗 别这样 你说得太疯狂了 Oh, Paul, come on, now you're talking crazy.
这些人很棒 但是 These people, they're wonderful, but--
就像是邪教 It's like a cult.
这是邪教 你知道 还有灭绝 It's a cult. You know, and the extinction, well,
它不会发生的 你知道 也许几百年内不会 it's not gonna happen for, you know, maybe few hundred years.
和你无关 算了吧 Has nothing to do with you. Forget it.
还有 你认为他们不会像人类一样吗 Besides, you think they won't behave like people always behave?
他们会在那里发疯 然后自相残杀 They're all gonna go insane down there and kill each other.
他们会在我们之前就灭绝的 They'll go extinct long before we do.
别担心 亲爱的 他自己说的 Don't worry, darling. He said it himself.
他从来没有想过 要做什么事 Nothing he ever wants to do works out.
今天天气真好啊 It's a beautiful day, huh?
这是我最后一次看到真正的太阳 I mean, knowing this is the last time I'll see the real sun,
它是如此 辉煌 it makes it so... vibrant.
我问你问题 你告诉我真话 好吗 I ask you question. You say me truth. Okay?
当然 Of course.
那晚在船上 Other night on boat...
你怎么艹我的 what kind of fuck you give me?
什么 What?
你怎么艹我的 What kind of fuck you give me?
哪种 我没有 What kind? I don't...
美国人民 有八种艹法 American people, eight kind of fuck.
爱的艹 恨的艹 为艹而艹 Love fuck, hate fuck, sex-only fuck,
分手艹 复合艹 break-up fuck, make-up fuck,
喝醉艹 哥们艹 可怜艹 drunk fuck, buddy fuck, pity fuck.
好吧 我不知道你从哪听说的 Okay, I-I have no idea where you heard that.
第三个房东 Third host family.
这是错误的 Okay, Th-that is just wrong.
有一个完整的范围 Okay, there's a whole spectrum
包含情绪和动机 of-of emotions and- and motivations.
别说艹啊艹的 很俗气 And don't say "fuck", i-it's vulgar.
说点别的 比如"做爱" 或者我不知道 Say something else like, you know, "make love" or I don't know.
那么 什么是 爱的艹艹呢 So... was love fuck?
好吧 这是几个意思 Okay, what is this all about?
你找我 你想帮我 You look for me, you want help me,
你和我干炮 you make fuck with me,
现在你去愚蠢的洞 now you go down stupid hole.
所以我试着去想 So I try to think
你TMD到底怎么艹我的 what kind fuck you give me.
我想也许是 可怜艹 I think maybe pity fuck.
因为腿 For leg.
不 不 陈玉兰 No, no, Ngoc Lan,
我深深地关心着你 I care about you deeply.
你真是个非凡的人 You are such an extraordinary person
我真的很佩服你 and I just admire you so much.
胜过一切 More than anything,
我要你和我一起去 I want you to come with me.
人们总是说我坚强 People always say me I strong.
好吧 也许越南 Okay, maybe Vietnam
我组织了很多抗议活动 I organize many protest,
两年监禁 survive two year prison
罚我做了小人 punish me make small.
只有我一个人 活在电视盒里 I only person survive TV box.
我没有腿可走路 I walk around no foot.
照顾其他人 Take care of other people.
但我是女人 But I woman.
感情 Feeling.
对不起 I'm sorry.
真的 I really am.
我很容易看清你是谁 It's so easy for me to see who you are.
但如果我不这样做 我是谁 But if I don't do this, who am I?
我是说 真的 我是谁 I mean, really. Who am I?
你是保罗·萨法耐克 You Paul Safranek.
你 好人 You good man.
看 有蝴蝶 Look, there's butterflies!
看 陈玉兰 蝴蝶 Look, Ngoc Lan! Butterflies!
孔帮 Kon booyem! Kon booyem!
我想 到头了 I guess this is it.
康拉德 Konrad.
很高兴认识你 Very nice to have met you.
荣幸是我的 Pleasure was mine.
祝你好运 保罗 Good luck in there, Paul.
照顾好自己 Take care of yourself.
我会的 I will.
你也是 You too.
我会想念我搞笑的邻居 I will miss my funny neighbor.
你的圣经 Your bible.
但这是越南语 But it's in Vietnamese.
语言不重要 Words not matter.
记住我 Remember me.
你现在就走 You go away now.
对不起 Excuse me.
嗨 Hi, uh...
是只有我 还是都在上坡 Is it just me or are we walking uphill?
是的 防止洪水泛滥 Yes. Prevents flooding.
通德 - 嗨 保罗 Tunde. -Oh, hi. Paul.
只是几个小时的攀登 It's just a few hours climb
在我们开始下落到金库之前 before we begin the descent to the vault.
那整个路程有多长 Well, how long is the whole walk?
十一小时什么 Eleven hours. Something like that.
下面见 保持水分 See you down there. Stay hydrated.
等等 Wait!
非常感谢 Thank you so much.
等等 我的包 - 别管它了 Wait, my bag. -Leave it.
不 不 不 No, no, no!
我告诉过你 这家伙什么都搞不好 I told you nothing ever works out for this guy.
把我的包拿出来 - 会爆炸的 快跑 Get my bag out! -It's going to blow! Run!
保罗 Paul!
陈玉兰 Ngoc Lan!
我考虑了你说的 I was thinking about what you were saying.
我意识到你是对的 And I realized you were right.
我是保罗·萨法耐克 I am Paul Safranek.
你问我的 And what you were asking...
是爱的艹 It was a love fuck.
想想 And to think...
总有一天 one day all of this...
现在也许你明白一点了 Now maybe you understand little bit
当时我从电视盒里出来的感觉 how I feel after survive TV box.
当你知道死亡即将来临 When you know death come soon,
你能更近距离看周围 you look around things more close.
等一下 我马上回来 Wait here, I'll be right back.
我也想去 我要见罗莎新宝宝 I want go too. I want see Rosa new baby.
不 明天见孩子 现在倾盆大雨 No, see the baby tomorrow, it's pouring.
快 Hurry.
别忘了 我们还要去见菲律宾人 Don't forget we still need go see Filipine man,
照顾他的手臂 take care for his arm!
我知道 别再纠缠了 好吗 I know. Stop obsessing, will you?
你好 卡德纳斯先生 Hola, Señor Cardenas.
你好 保罗 - 你饿了吗 Oh, Hola, Paul. -Are you hungry?
饿死了 你今天给我带了什么 A lot. What did you bring me today?
啊 我想是鸡肉 Ah, I think it's chicken.
是的 鸡肉 Yes, chicken.
谢谢你 保罗 Thank you, Paul.
好的 不客气 Okay, you're welcome.
明天见 See you tomorrow.